gtPromised Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftIKEABoom

Accountability, anti tank mines, consequences, Defense, dismissal, Explosives, FIRED, general, ikea, investigation, leadership, Military, military equipment, MineCraftIKEABoom, negligence, oversight, Polish, Safety, scandal, SECURITY, weapons

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Crops Grown:	6046
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Towns Built:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

join our minecraft server, where we have anti-tank mines hidden in every corner just waiting to explode! our polish general got fired for missing them, but you can come and try your luck! watch out for those sneaky mines in the IKEA section, they’ll blow your mind (literally)! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge!

Tsundere Allies United

Alliance, Allies, cold war, cooperation, Diplomacy, enemies, foreign policy, History, international relations, mortal enemies, Politics, reconciliation, sworn allies, Tension, TRANSITION, trust building, Tsundere, uk, United, Usa, world war II

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

lol, come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic tsundere love story between USA and UK but with blocks and creepers! build your own tsundere base and declare war on each other only to end up being besties in the end. who needs history books when you can live it in minecraft, amirite? join now for the ultimate tsundere experience!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planet MC, Plugins, RAID WORLD, Resource Gathering, Semi Vanilla, Shop, survival server, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	136
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

About TCT:

IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Plugins
Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is TCT?	TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world.
What plugins does TCT use?	TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience.
How does the community influence TCT?	TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.
Are there any special events on TCT?	TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.

Eternal Hololive Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, ETERNAL, hololive, idol agency, idol brand, idol community, idol culture, idol dedication, idol fandom, idol fans, idol industry, idol loyalty, idol management, idol support, Japanese idols, love, online idols, Oshi, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6314
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Votes:	4938	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

Yo, bro, forget about those 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server! Hololive may have your back, but our server has your front, your sides, and even your butt cheeks covered, bro.

We got all the crazy builds, the epic PvP battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in your life.

Don’t waste your time watching VTubers, come hang out with us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity.

Join now and let’s create some epic memories together, bro!

DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Beach, children, Complimenting, Conversation, Courtesy, DadBodCraft, endearing, family, Father, Gesture, little girl, Minecraft, motivation, politeness, Routine, Rude, Running, Server, snarky, STAIRWAY, young mother

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Items Found:	6996	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!