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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2302 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only stable Levantine country is run by a huwhite man! But don’t worry, it’s not as serious as it sounds. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world? Or where the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night?
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only explode in harmony. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew that a huwhite man running a Levantine country could be so hilarious?
