gtPatrician Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DogGoneVacay Minecraft Server

Asshole, beach house, Communication, Conflict, cost, death, disagreement, dog, DogGoneVacay, emotional, family, GRIEVING, Heartless, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, payment, reimbursement, rental, Respect, Server, sister, vacation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	121	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Emeralds Found:	4379	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to witness epic family feuds over vacation expenses, heartless demands for money, and a dog that’s worth more than a beach house rental.

Experience the thrill of navigating through sibling rivalry, emotional breakdowns, and heated arguments over who should foot the bill for a trip that ended up being a solo adventure. Will you be the one to mediate the situation and bring peace to this chaotic family dynamic? Or will you join in on the madness and stir up even more drama?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than reality TV. Join now and let the craziness unfold!

PeePalsCraft

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment sharing, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom rules, cohabitation conflicts, Communication Issues, compromise in relationships, domestic disputes, Gender Roles, girlfriend request, home habits, hygiene habits, living together, peeing standing up, PeePalsCraft, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship argument, respecting differences

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4708
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can pee standing up without any judgment from your girlfriend! We understand the importance of bathroom etiquette, but we also believe in the freedom to choose your peeing position.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual bathroom where you can pee however you please. No more arguments about bathroom habits, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, our community is filled with players who support your right to pee standing up.

So come on, join our server and let the pee flow freely! Who knew virtual bathrooms could be so liberating?

EasyPeasySMPChaos

Adaptability, Challenges, conquering fears, determination, EasyPeasySMPChaos, facing challenges, growth mindset., hard work, humbling experiences, learning curve, misconceptions, new skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, persistence, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, trial and error, underestimated tasks, unexpected difficulties

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Towns Built:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	220

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens wielding diamond swords comes charging at you. Or how about the time when a group of friendly villagers turned out to be shape-shifting aliens trying to take over the server? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And let’s not forget about the elusive llama mafia that controls the black market trade of rare items.

So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyGloUp2021

changes, CraftyGloUp2021, Development, growth mindset., personal growth, progress, Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-empowerment, self-evaluation, self-improvement journey, self-reflection journey, self-transformation, transformation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being the same old boring blockhead you were a year ago? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch as you transform into the ultimate Minecraft master, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (okay, maybe we’re exaggerating a bit with the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your courage. You’ll meet quirky NPCs who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual horse (don’t worry, we’ll catch you). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero you were always meant to be (or at least have a good time trying). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).

DroneWars Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWars, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military advancements, military capabilities, military comparison, Military operations, military technology, Minecraft, political leaders, russia, security measures, Server, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7663	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mines Excavated:	1129	Crops Grown:	8577
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, man. we got more drones than russia, bro! zelenskyy himself said it, dude. join us and be part of the drone army, flying high above all the other players. we’re taking over the minecraft world, one drone at a time. come join the fun and see why ukraine is the place to be in july!

ZombieApocalypseMC

confirms, died, Final victim, idf, october 7, Onslaught, unaccounted for, ZombieApocalypseMC

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	198	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Magic Items Found:	1257	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can survive crazy onslaughts just like the final unaccounted for victim on october 7!! idf confirms it’s the most intense server everrrrrr. build ur own base and defend against hordes of zombies, creepers, and even evil villagers who want to steal ur diamonds. become the ultimate survivor and show everyone u have what it takes to conquer the minecraft world. join now and see if u can outlast the madness!!!

The Vomit SMP Trollplay Server: No spoons, only forks!

Active, atmosphere, Chill, Community, Environment, Evaluation, Events, Forks, gameplay, Hardware, Interactive, Mature, Players, Responsible, safe space, Server, Small Community, smp, software, Spoons, Story, Trollplay, Vanilla, vomit

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3340	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview

Hello! Welcome to the Voxel SMP Roleplay Server. We hope to make you feel the most welcome!

Key Points
Ran by experienced server admins
No lag gameplay experience
New server with growing community
Focus on roleplaying and events
Max 25 players, active and dedicated community

Curious? Check out the Discord below! We have an age requirement of 18+ to ensure that the community is composed of responsible, mature people.

https://discord.gg/xRDSpsYJVJ

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How many admins are managing the server?	Two admins with 4+ years of experience.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the hardware and software are optimized for minimal lag.
What kind of community is the server aiming to build?	A closely knit community focused on roleplaying and events.
How many players are allowed on the server?	Maximum of 25 players on a first-come, first-serve basis.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, the server requires members to be 18+ years old.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above for the application process.

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global security, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, political turmoil, RETALIATION, sanctions, Server, Tension, united states, war with Iran

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Votes:	1624	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3104
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s WAR all day, every day! Join us for epic battles, crazy PvP matches, and non-stop chaos!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a potion that turns you into a giant chicken.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most war-tastic Minecraft experience of your life! But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior! 🐑🔥🗡️

HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

CraftyHub: NoGifts1stAnniv

anniversary celebration, Communication Issues, CraftyHub, Disappointment, family tradition, feeling conflicted, gift giving, guilt justified, hurt feelings, important occasions, Meaningful gestures, neglected, NoGifts1stAnniv, petty behavior, prioritizing spouse, relationship struggles, rocky marriage, sullen reaction, ungrateful, wedding anniversary, wedding day let down

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel neglected like this poor bride on her wedding day! Our server is all about prioritizing fun and excitement, not disappearing husbands and cheap compass gifts.

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about crumpled wedding cards and sullen spouses. Who needs a fancy wedding when you can have a virtual world full of surprises and laughter?

Don’t worry about getting each other gifts here – the only thing you’ll need to bring is your sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave all those rocky relationships behind. You deserve better, and our server is here to deliver the fun you’ve been missing out on!