gtPARDON Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3164
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Votes:	3374
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Animals Bred:	34

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Votes:	8874	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ores Mined:	1912
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Star Shards Collected:	91	Villages Defended:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

TaxCraft: Where Creepers are the IRS!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	3952
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of your personal time? Look no further, because our server is so damn addictive, you’ll forget all about your solo activities. We’ve got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even have time to think about touching yourself. Join us and get lost in a world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Your hand will thank you.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are our Grand Order Generals!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Items Found:	1815	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re on a quest to defeat a witch on the Holy Night, but suddenly you find yourself in a collaboration with Fate/Grand Order. Yes, you heard that right! Kinoko Nasu himself has written a scenario for this epic event that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! How about a special quest that appears on a blank earth where you can’t use Command Spells, Saint Quartz, or Spiritvein Stone? It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are worth it!

And if that’s not enough, we have new missions, free quests, and high difficulty quests that will test your skills to the limit. Plus, with reduced AP consumption and new limited-time master missions, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have Lady Avalon Pickup Summon, Spring Novice Master Support Campaign, and Evocation Festival Part 8 Summoning Campaign with amazing rewards and limited-time characters that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of gaming!