Crafty Truths Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wimpy players on Minecraft servers? Do you miss the days when men were men and being a tough guy was a good thing? Well, look no further because our server is full of crusty f***ing men who are real shooters!

Back in the day, our players were 6’10”-6’11” and 330 pounds of pure muscle. They could’ve been UFC champions in their prime! Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting the business while taking down anyone who dares to mess with you.

Forget about players playing video games and making sure they look pretty, on our server, it’s all about being a tough guy and showing off your strength. So join now and unleash your inner beast on our insane Minecraft server!

OutfitCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Confrontation, coordination, cruise, emotional distress, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family trip, family vacation, hurt feelings, hurtful behavior, in-laws, matching outfits, Minecraft, misunderstandings, OutfitCraft, Resentment, Server, sils, social exclusion

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you out of the matching diamond armor party!

Join us on epic adventures where we all wear coordinated outfits, except for that one sheep who refuses to wear anything but wool.

Experience the thrill of confronting your fellow players for not including you in their plans, only to have them deny everything and blame you for overthinking. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about fallout with the villagers or the Ender Dragon, because on our server, everyone is included and no hurt feelings allowed (unless you accidentally hit someone with your pickaxe).

So come join us on this wild ride and remember, on our server, the only thing aggressive is the way we mine for diamonds!

SisOwesMe35K

ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family trust fund, favoritism, financial accountability, financial betrayal, financial boundaries, financial dispute, financial ethics, financial responsibility, financial transparency, Inheritance, sibling inheritance, sibling rivalry, SisOwesMe35K, trust fund, trust fund abuse, trust fund distribution, trust fund mismanagement, unfair distribution

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So, like, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild family drama like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, you’ll be too busy trying to figure out who’s stealing from the trust fund!

Join our server for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets, confront your thieving siblings, and maybe even take a trip to stunt school in Atlanta (virtual, of course). Will you be the hero who exposes the injustice and gets the money back, or will you join forces with the shady sister and live it up in an NYC penthouse?

Trust us, this server is more drama-filled than a reality TV show. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate this twisted family dynamic and come out on top. Just remember, in this world, the only thing that’s certain is chaos – and maybe a few stolen diamonds along the way.

SupernatCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the gateway to the supernatural! Join us and you might just encounter more than just ghosts – we’re talking about zombie pigmen riding on flying creepers, endermen hosting tea parties, and even a friendly neighborhood witch who brews potions for all your needs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether disco party, where the ghasts are the DJs and the lava flows like a neon dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new pet dragon or a magic wand that shoots out exploding sheep. The possibilities are endless on our supernatural Minecraft server!

PixelPleasure

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Imagine logging into our Minecraft server and immediately being greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Our server is home to the most sophisticated llamas in the Minecraft universe. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of party-loving pigs who know how to boogie down like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Our chickens are trained in combat and ready to take on any foe that dares to challenge them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior cats who will stop at nothing to protect their beloved land from any invaders. These cats may be small, but they are mighty and will strike fear into the hearts of even the bravest players.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this one-of-a-kind world?

NATOcraft: Army Armor Rumble

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Yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the US Army armor ain’t got nothin’ on us! We got tanks, helicopters, and all the military gear you could ever dream of. Join us as we rumble into new NATO storage facilities in Poland, taking over the world one block at a time. Trust us, you ain’t seen nothin’ like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime. Join now or forever hold your peace, because we’re taking over the Minecraft universe, one explosion at a time!

GalaxyNetwork

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Galaxy Network is Baikan’s newly formed Network. Everyone is welcome! Ip: play.galaxy-community.info Version: 1.20.4

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ULTIMATE LOL-LAND [SMP] – Build the city of your dreams! Java 1.21

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SUPER☺︎FUNLAND <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/kwa-bot-y-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to SUPER☺︎FUNLAND Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features	Details
Server Type	Vanilla server that never resets
Cross-platform	Compatible with Bedrock edition
Grind-Mitigation	Increased crafted items for specific recipes
Mob Cap	Increased for more challenging nights
Nether and End Resets	Daily resets at ~3 a.m. Eastern Time
Nether and End Coordinates	Hidden to encourage path construction

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I play on this server from my mobile device?

A: Yes, the server is cross-platform compatible with Bedrock edition, so you can play on the go.

Q: How often does the nether and end get reset?

A: The nether and end reset daily at approximately 3 a.m. Eastern Time.

Q: Are there any modifications to gameplay on this server?

A: The server has grind-mitigation features that increase the amount of crafted items for specific recipes, as well as increased mob cap for more challenging nights.

Q: Can I join the server and start building right away?

A: Yes, feel free to join us at SUPER☺︎FUNLAND and add your story to this blocky world.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Hop on now at play.atlasminecraft.com

Cuntree Army Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where having an army in your “cunt” is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, epic quests, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Cuntree of Doom, where players can test their skills against fearsome creatures like the dreaded Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a spare pair of diamond pants.

NO NO NO Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Don’t believe us? Well, just wait until you see our secret disco party room where creepers dance to dubstep music all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken army with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time!

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ores Mined:	2486	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Animals Bred:	33	Void Gems Collected:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dimension Hops:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	9206	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Alien Abductions:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	66	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	971856
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Emeralds Found:	3792
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Farms Harvested:	579

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Essential gtOYABUN Minecraft Servers

Welcome to SUPER☺︎FUNLAND Minecraft Server

Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I play on this server from my mobile device?

Q: How often does the nether and end get reset?

Q: Are there any modifications to gameplay on this server?

Q: Can I join the server and start building right away?

Q: How do I join the server?