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CraftyHacks Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hack in the industry! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret loot chests hidden in the most unexpected places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. Our server is so sneaky, even the admins don’t know where all the goodies are hidden!

But that’s not all – we have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire world is filled with explosive surprises, and “Zombie Apocalypse Weekends” where the undead take over and players must fight for survival. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that poops diamonds!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and uncover all the industry secrets that will have you laughing and crying at the same time? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

BlockBurnoutMC

annoyance, BlockBurnoutMC, can’t stand, discontent, displeasure, dissatisfaction, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, fed up, fed up with, Frustration, had enough, Irritation, sick and tired of, sick of, tired of, vexation, weariness

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5303
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you sick and tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors ready to do battle at a moment’s notice. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!

CakeCraft Minecraft Server

AFP, anti-Semitic, CakeCraft, children’s birthday cake, community response, controversial, cultural insensitivity, extremism, freedom of expression, Hamas-themed, HORRIFYING, Ignoring extremism, investigation, Jewish community, legal action, Minecraft, offensive, Outrage, Probe, religious symbols, Server, social media backlash, Sydney bakery

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3364	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	5281	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures. like, one time, we had this birthday party for little timmy, right? and someone made this insane cake that looked like a giant creeper, but it was also, like, a portal to the nether or something. it was wild, man.

and, like, we have this rule where we don’t allow any extremism, so you won’t have to worry about any crazy stuff happening here. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic structures out of blocks. no hate allowed, bro.

come join us on this server, where the only thing that’s horrifying is how awesome our builds are. the jewish community would be proud of the crazy stuff we’re doing here. so, like, come on and join the fun, bro. let’s build some epic stuff together.

CannonFodderCraft

aid, Alliance, cannon fodder, CannonFodderCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, north korean, pentagon, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, if you don’t, north korean troops will be used as cannon fodder in ukraine by russia! like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? so, join our server and save those poor troops from their doom! plus, we have like, unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for days. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be a hero in more ways than one!

HairCraft: Food Edition

Edition, Food, food cleanliness, food contamination, food inspection, food inspection standards, food preparation, food quality, Food Safety, food sanitation, gross, hair in food, HairCraft, hygiene, long hairs, short hairs, UNNOTICED, unnoticed contaminants, unnoticed food contaminants, unnoticed food debris, unnoticed food particles, unnoticed hygiene issues, unnoticed particles

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Towns Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

join dis minecraft server if u wanna find out what it feels like to eat hair in ur food!! we have a special plugin that adds random hairs to ur virtual food so u can feel the thrill of finding a surprise in every bite.

but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.

plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).

PsychoCraft: Arousal Agency

agency.., arousal, arousal response, Behavior, cognitive psychology, findings, high arousal, Human Behavior, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, neuroscience, personality disorders, personality traits, PsychoCraft, psychological traits, Psychology, psychopathic traits, reduced effect, research, sense of agency, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, study

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Lan-Party-Lowtech

Biomancy, Community, compute craft, Create, Discord, Download, Expansion, Exploration, farmers delight, Forge, Friends, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Pack, Server, setup, Survival, Technology, vs2

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Villages Defended:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

My forge server with a truck ton of mods mainly consisting of exploration stuffs, create and its addons, and farmers delight and its add ons along with a large amount of other stuff like vs2, compute craft, and stuff like biomancy. anyone is welcome and i can help with setting you up if youre struggling. server was orriginally for a group of friends but looking to expand. id love to see more people on and you can download the pack on our discord which is https://discord.gg/djZWMgQZKJ

omega.yamishdoy.com:10100

Craft Bucket

24/7, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, custom generation, Daily Rewards, Fun, Home and Spawn commands, Land Claim, Many Plugins, No Keep Inventory, Ranks, Shops, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Survival,No Keep Inventory,Fun,24/7,Shops,Home and Spawn commands,Crossplay and Land Claim,Ranks and Crates,Daily Rewards,Custom Generation,Tpa and Many Plugins.

craftbucket.bounceme.net

Typical SMP

1.20.4, 13, admin abuse, Awesome, Builds, chicken, chickens, Community, Discord, Minecraft, pay to win, phallic machines, Plugins, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Streamers, Survival, survival server, Typical SMP, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	80	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Items Found:	6465	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Just a Typical SMP.A 1.20.4 survival server. No pay-to-win. No Admin abuse. Just a good old fashioned, mostly vanilla Minecraft server with some useful plugins, sick builds, and an awesome community. It’s 13+ as per Discord’s TOS (as you must join the Discord to be whitelisted). Whether you indulge in chicken-related shenanigans or building flying phallic machines, anyone is welcome.

Streamers are welcome 😀

78.108.218.22:25667

CityCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft City Builder Server

Architecture, Builder, building, city, city builder, city building, Citycraft, construction, creativity, design, Development, games, immersive gameplay, Minecraft, no micromanagement, non-management, Sandbox, Server, simulation, simulation games, strategy, Ultimate, urban development, Urban planning, virtual world, without management

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old city builder games that actually require you to use your brain and manage resources? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your lazy dreams!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without any pesky management tasks getting in your way. Need more resources? Just snap your fingers and they magically appear! Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it, no questions asked!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mayor Bob, who once built an entire city out of nothing but cheese. Legend has it that if you can find Mayor Bob and challenge him to a cheese-building contest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest city building adventure of your life! Who needs management when you have magic and cheese, are we right?