gtnoshows Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ores Mined:	9570	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9445	Infinity Stones Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	261483	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	1394
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Potions Brewed:	51	Dragons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!