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RoomWars Minecraft Server

apartment complex, apartment hunting, assistant manager, BEDROOM, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, division of rooms, en suite bathroom, friend conflict, friendship, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, room selection, roommate, roommate style apartment, RoomWars, Server, Settling, Upgrade, walk-in closet

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Towns Built:	1
Animals Bred:	180	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can claim your territory and assert dominance like Sarah claiming the bigger room? Look no further! Join our server and stake your claim on the biggest castle, the most epic mine, or the fanciest farm. Just like the assistant manager in the story, our admins will be uncomfortable witnessing your power moves.

Don’t settle for the smaller room like OP in this story, go big or go home on our server. We believe in equal room distribution for all players, so you won’t have to fight with your friends over who gets the best spot. Plus, our gyms are so good that you’ll want to cancel your real-life gym membership just to spend more time on our server.

Join now and show your friends who’s boss in the virtual world! And remember, it’s not about the size of the room, it’s about how you decorate it with all your Minecraft loot.

Mom’s House Doodle Dilemma

art, artwork, Boundaries, boundaries issues, complexity, Dilemma, doodle, drawing, drawing skills, family, House, moms, mother-daughter relationship, Mural, Project, Scooby doo, Therapy, time constraints, Time management, University, Wiley coyote

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchantments Applied:	93	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and you won’t be guilt-tripped into drawing giant murals on the side of your house!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, instead of being pressured into art projects by your mom.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations, where you can unleash your creativity without the stress of unrealistic expectations.

So come on over and leave the Wiley coyote murals to someone else – we’ve got plenty of fun and games waiting for you!

CraftyFactsMC

Amazing Facts, Astonishing, BIZARRE, CraftyFactsMC, fact, Fascinating, Incredible, interesting facts, Mind Blowing, odd, strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable facts, unbelievable facts that are true, unbelievable truths, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7790
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Sounds fake, right? But it’s totally true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and the chance to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun!

BlockyDogeland AGs Server

#ags, BlockyDogeland, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency news, digital assets, dogecoin, elon musk, financial regulation, financial transparency, government intervention., lawsuit, Lawsuit proceedings, Lawsuit update, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, market manipulation, MuskDOGE, regulatory compliance, securities, Server, State AGs, Treasury data

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magic Items Found:	5088
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a virtual wonderland of epicness and shenanigans.

first off, we got MuskDOGE, yeah, that’s right, ELON MUSK himself tried to join our server but got blocked because he couldn’t handle the level of awesomeness. can you believe it? the dude who sent a car to space couldn’t handle our minecraft server.

and get this, we once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a real life llama delivered to their doorstep. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons? it’s lit, fam.

so, if you wanna be part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the llamas, they can get a little rowdy.

Cat Air Hockey Masters

Air, air hockey, Animals, cat, cat behavior, cat lovers, Cats, competitive games, dream matchups, fantasy sports, feline athletes, funny, games, Hockey, hypothetical scenarios, imaginative play, indoor sports, Masters, Pets, playful pets, skilled players, talented animals, Unbeatable, whimsical scenarios

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where cats actually DO play air hockey and they are the reigning champions! watch in awe as these feline phenoms dominate the competition with their lightning-fast paws and killer instincts.

But that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. hold on tight as you zoom past fiery pits and dodgy obstacles, all while trying not to spill your virtual soda.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that minecraft has to offer. who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Default Prisoner, Gangs, Guards, hidden quests, Moderators, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestiges, Prison, prison rules, prison server, Quests, Roleplay, Senior Administrator, Senior Warden, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Farms Harvested:	265
Buildings Constructed:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards who assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests for extra cash or special items
Gangs to compete with rival gangs
Illegal items and Guards will PVP you if found with them
Grind for resources, smelt ores, and sell at the Commissary
Rent a prison cell or plot
Solitary Confinement for disobedience
Bounties on enemies
Auction House for selling items
Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon)
Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

What are the Ranks?

Rank	Requirement
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	$25,000
C – $80,000	$80,000
D – $250,000	$250,000
E – $800,000	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Admin position
SrGuard	Moderator privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards maintain order in the prison and enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc. Interested in becoming a Guard? Join the server and Discord to apply!

Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net

Tipsy Pixel Palace 1.20

Bed.., black apes, deep blue sea, Drunk, erection, flat tire, Generals, goyslop, harsh rape, Incest, male genitals, newfags, old hags, Palace, PIXEL, satire, screen reflection, tipsy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	144
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.

Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.

Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.

Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.

Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.

Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.

Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.

Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Birthday, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, Conversation, cousin, Dinner, disorders, Drool, family, Feed, Friend, friendship, head, insensitive jokes, insensitivity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Statements

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4274	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it, they still live there to this day, swimming in their riches like a Minecraft Scrooge McDuck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine a showdown between a player riding a pig armed with a carrot on a stick and another player riding a llama spitting at their enemies. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft at its finest.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your sense of humor)!

BulldogBanterMC

aita, bulldog allergies, bulldog breeding, bulldog championship bloodline, bulldog controversy, bulldog exercise needs, bulldog family pet, bulldog grooming, bulldog health issues, bulldog heat sensitivity, bulldog ownership, bulldog personality, bulldog responsibilities, bulldog show dogs, bulldog snoring, BulldogBanterMC, dog breed, dog care, English bulldog

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where bulldogs reign supreme! Our server is filled with bulldogs of all shapes and sizes, ready to take on any adventure you throw their way.

Join our server and experience the thrill of owning a virtual bulldog, without any of the real-life responsibilities! No need to worry about cleaning their skin folds or dealing with their snoring and snarling noises – just pure bulldog fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our bulldogs are bred from championship-winning bloodlines, so you know you’re getting a top-of-the-line virtual pet. Plus, our bulldogs are experts at navigating the virtual world, ready to accompany you on all your Minecraft quests.

So why wait? Join our bulldog-filled Minecraft server today and experience the joy of owning a bulldog without any of the real-life drama. Who knew virtual bulldogs could be so much fun?

ManlyTearsMinecraftSMP

breaking down, coping mechanisms, crying, emotional expression, emotional release, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, emotions, expressing feelings, Gender norms, ManlyTearsMinecraftSMP, Masculinity, mental health, mental toughness, Only men, seeking help, self-care, societal expectations, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Yo bro, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is only for the manliest of men. We’re talking about chopping down trees with our bare hands, wrestling creepers to the ground, and building epic mansions out of diamond blocks. If you’ve never shed a tear in your life, then this is the server for you!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. If you’re brave enough to join, you might just catch a glimpse of his spectral form floating through the Nether.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, bro!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, real men don’t cry…unless it’s tears of joy from playing on this epic server!