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FiancésFiascoCraft

aita, big ceremony, California, civil ceremony, courthouse wedding, Cut off, Decisions, deployment, fiancé’s parents, FiancésFiascoCraft, financial support, live our lives, marriage process, Proposal, relationship, Respect, social security card, United States Navy, Yelling

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky parents. No need to worry about financial support for your virtual nuptials – our server has all the resources you need to create the perfect ceremony, complete with pixelated cake and diamond ring.

So why wait for your deployment to be over to tie the knot? On our server, you can say “I do” whenever you please, without any judgment or threats of being cut off. Plus, who needs a social security card when you have a pickaxe and a stack of diamonds at your disposal?

Join us now and let’s build a love story that even the creepers will envy. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft weddings to plan? Let’s make some blocky memories together!

WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, inappropriate, insensitive, mistake, mortifying, offensive, regret, regretful, Shocking.., social faux pas, SPEECHLESS.., taboo, Tasteless, Wedding, wedding disaster, WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crops Grown:	4051
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience weddings where the priest accidentally summons a creeper instead of pronouncing the couple husband and wife! Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, where else can you witness a wedding where the ring bearer is a zombie with a diamond helmet? Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun – join us now!

TurkeyCraft: War of Blocks

Analysis, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Erdogan, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, prediction, speculation, Tension, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7149
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house! Forget about Turkey and Israel, come build your own empire and battle it out with other players for dominance. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic Minecraft wars instead? Join now and leave the real world behind!

TurkeyCraft: Erdogan’s Quest

Conflict, Erdogan, Erdogan foreign policy, Erdogan intervention, Erdogan Israel, Erdogan Palestine, Erdogan Palestinians, Erdogans, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, intervention, Israel, israel conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, palestine, palestinians, Politics, Quest, turkey, Turkey Israel, Turkey politics, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a part of this wild adventure where turkey and israel are like fighting in the game, but then erdogan comes in like a superhero and is all like “im gonna help the palestinians, y’all!” and u get to be a part of this crazy battle where u gotta choose sides and fight for what u believe in. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers and stuff. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CraftyWebHub

browsing, browsing history, Communication, connectivity, CraftyWebHub, Cyberspace, data transfer, Digital, global network, Hyperlinks, information superhighway, internet, netizens, ONLINE, search engine, Surfing, Technology, virtual world, web, world wide web, www

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. if u join dis server, u will become immortal and never die again in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with endermen and zombies. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

New Earth 2

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Earth, Earth Mode, Economy, Factions, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Nations, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Votes:	3243	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

What is New Earth 2? New Earth 2 is a Minecraft server, that has a nations, minigames, and post-apocalyptic game modes! Currently the only “Game Mode” that is out is Earth Mode, which is the nations game mode. Here in New Earth 2, we are a fun community, and our server is really fun! We hope you will enjoy your time here!

174.138.191.219:19142

Hermitcraft-Like TeaTime SMP: Where tea and Minecraft make the perfect blend!

Blend, Builders, custom models, Datapacks, discord server, Events, Farmers, GameNights, Hermitcraftlike, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mod list, Modded, Mods, perfect, plushies, proximity voice chat, REDSTONERS, roleplaying features, rules, Server Events, server specialty, shopping district, smp, spill the tea, tea, Teatime, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Potions Brewed:	31
Enchantments Applied:	99	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us:

-Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

Server Specialty:

Custom Server Models
Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Shopping District
Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.)
Gamenights
Soon to be roleplaying features

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, we welcome all players who are 17+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.
Do I have to participate in voice chat?	No, voice chat is optional on our server.
Are there specific rules I need to follow?	We have relaxed rules that can be found on our discord server.
What kind of events do you host?	We host special events like Last Life, Uhc, and more. Stay tuned for game nights and roleplaying features.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

action, aliens, battle, bug slaughtering, Challenges, co-op, edf, Extermination, Gaming, giant bugs, insects, INTENSE, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, PixelPunch, Sci Fi, Server, SIMULATOR, strategy, teamwork, video game, weapons

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Votes:	1218
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	295

Are you tired of just building in Minecraft? Want to put your bug-squashing skills to the test? Look no further than our server! Join us for the ultimate bug slaughtering simulator experience.

Ever wanted to fight off giant spiders with a diamond sword? Or take on an army of creepers with nothing but a stack of potatoes? On our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, these bugs aren’t your average Minecraft mobs. They’re faster, stronger, and more determined than ever before. Can you survive the swarm and come out victorious? Join us now and find out!

SMPTrumped – Minecraft SMP

administration, Campaign, controversy, debate, democratic party, election, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, policies, Politics, president, public opinion, republican party, smp, SMPTrumped, Social Issues, trump, united states, well

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Star Shards Collected:	259	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of building boring old dirt houses and mining for hours with no end in sight? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or pesky griefers trying to ruin your day. And did we mention that our Nether is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with laser swords?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in this server, anything is possible – even befriending a talking Enderman who loves to tell dad jokes. Trump would be proud.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, artificial insemination, BabyCraft, Boundaries, children, Communication, consent, Decision making, Dna, family, family dynamics, LGBTQ, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sister, Sperm donor, Support, uncomfortable situations, Wife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be asked to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs.

Looking for a server where you won’t be asked to donate sperm or have awkward conversations about making babies with your sister’s wife? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is incredible creations with your fellow players.

So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless, of course, you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we’re birthing is creativity and fun!