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  • Fanfiction Minecraft Server

    Fanfiction Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 170
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the worlds of Sailor Moon and Yu Yu Hakusho collide in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Picture this: Karasu, the ultimate bad boy of Yu Yu Hakusho, convinces Usagi Tsukino, the lovable Sailor Moon, to join forces and take on the most insane challenges ever seen in Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Karasu somehow convinces Usagi that the only way to truly understand humanity is to get euthanized. Yes, you heard that right. And not just any euthanization, but a wild and crazy one that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and life itself.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a twisted and hilarious crossover, where the fate of the world rests in the hands of two unlikely heroes? Join us for the most mind-blowing and absurd adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft – if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • >Click Master Minecraft SMP

    >Click Master Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 4491
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Emeralds Found: 139
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7403 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being good at clicking a GUI is just the tip of the iceberg! We’re not just a server, we’re a tech support hotline on steroids. Can you diagnose problems faster than a speeding bullet? Can you replace hardware with the finesse of a ninja? Do you understand software compatibility better than a love triangle on a soap opera? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BookWormParentAlert

    BookWormParentAlert
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 4160
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Dimension Hops: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

    Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

    And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

    So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet

    BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 8875
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like when dale and brennan meet for the first time after their parents get married, but in minecraft form! imagine the chaos of step brothers in a blocky world!

    join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!

    we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!

    plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!

    come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hi Guys Minecraft Server

    Hi Guys Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 5968
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 523 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Enchantments Applied: 212
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Potions Brewed: 102
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bull in Minecraft SMP

    Bull in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 4335
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 New Chunks Explored: 62462
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dimension Hops: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!

    Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBridezillaGoneWild

    CraftyBridezillaGoneWild
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 4048
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no groom will ever call you a “stupid bitch” or insult your looks! Our virtual world is a safe space for all, unless you try to open the church doors in a weird way during the ceremony – then you might get kicked out (just kidding…or are we?).

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding without the risk of being verbally abused by a pixelated groom. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch some juicy drama on our server’s CCTV cameras – who knew Minecraft weddings could get so scandalous? So come on down and build your dream wedding venue with us, just make sure to keep the drama to a minimum or you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I do”!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBedroomSecrets

    BlockyBedroomSecrets
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 3836
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 New Chunks Explored: 206942
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 49 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of keeping your wildest fantasies a secret from your husband? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your freak flag fly high! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle made entirely out of chocolate, ride unicorns into battle, and engage in steamy pixelated romance with other players. Who needs a husband when you have a whole virtual world of possibilities at your fingertips? Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft vixen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YemeniMissileBlockParty

    YemeniMissileBlockParty
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 5971
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Runes Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, join this epic minecraft server where we intercept yemeni missiles like it’s no big deal. our players are so skilled, they can dodge missiles in their sleep. come join us for some explosive fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you have missile dodging skills, amirite? come join the chaos and show off your epic moves. let’s see if you can outsmart the missiles and become the ultimate survivor. it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Country Men Minecraft Server

    Country Men Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 4928
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1748 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Crops Grown: 2739
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Love Letters Sent: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so polite it’s almost annoying, but also have a “I’m so done with life” vibe that will make you question if they’ve been mining for diamonds too long. Our community is full of political libertarians who think they’re the ultimate free thinkers, so get ready for some interesting debates in the chat while you’re building your epic castle.

    But that’s not all – our players are also super smug about their tastes in food and media. You’ll hear arguments about the best way to cook a steak or why pineapple does or doesn’t belong on pizza. And don’t even get them started on the latest Netflix series – they’ll have you convinced that their opinion is the only one that matters.

    Join our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with polite debates, smug foodies, and a whole lot of “I’m too cool for this” attitudes. Who knew building blocks could be so entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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