gtnephew Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky B*tches Minecraft Madness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend to do the dirty work!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread – Opening April 12th!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Get ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pandas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. Now, you must complete ridiculous challenges like building a giant bamboo fortress or taming a wild ocelot to gain their favor. But beware, if you fail, you’ll be banished to the Nether forever!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, every full moon, a herd of unicorns gallops through the server, leaving behind a trail of glitter and rainbows for you to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server on April 12th and prepare for the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LOLcraft: The Smithsonian Rejects Relics Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Zombie Dances:	2	Votes:	856

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the mainstream archeologists trying to cover up our true origins? Well, fear not, because on our server, we are dedicated to uncovering the REAL history of civilization! Join us as we dig deep into the virtual world to discover ancient civilizations that date back over 30,000 years! Who needs the Smithsonian when you have us uncovering the secrets of Göbekli Tepe and ancient cities in the Amazon rainforest? So come on, join our server and help us save our history from those pesky modern archeologists! Let’s show them that the truth is out there, in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Zhongli’s Block Party

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old therapy sessions that just don’t cut it anymore? Do you crave the soothing presence of Zhongli from Genshin Impact to crawl into your Minecraft world and shake things up? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where Zhongli will crawl into your skin (metaphorically, of course) and bring chaos and hilarity to your Minecraft adventures. Watch as he builds towering structures out of pure geo power and turns your enemies into harmless little bunnies with a flick of his spear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are just as obsessed with Zhongli as you are. Swap stories about your favorite moments with the Archon of Rock and bond over your shared love for this enigmatic character.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let Zhongli crawl into your skin and ruin you in the best way possible! (≧ω≦)

Skinny Steve’s Disco Dungeon

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of being judged for your fabulous fashion sense in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server in 2024 is the ultimate safe space for all your stylish needs! Join us and rock that pink diamond armor without fear of being called “gay” or bullied by jealous players. Our community is all about embracing your unique style and strutting your stuff with confidence. So come on, join us and show the world that fashion knows no boundaries in Minecraft!

Kickin’ Blocks: Where Soccer and Minecraft Collide!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to kick things up a notch – literally! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before, with a twist of football madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players challenges you to a game of football using TNT blocks as the ball. Can you score a goal before the entire field blows up? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a football fanatic and regularly joins in on the fun. Will you be able to outscore this mysterious figure and claim victory for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true power of football in Minecraft. Who knew that kicking a virtual ball around could bring all of humankind together in such a hilarious and explosive way?

Page 789: The Shiori Chronicles – Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Life on our Minecraft server is just as unpredictable and wild as real life – but with way more explosions and creepers! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where danger lurks around every corner.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve built entire cities, battled epic bosses, and even tamed a herd of zombie pigs (they make great pets, trust us).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Life may be fleeting, but the memories you make on our server will last forever (or at least until the next server reset).

Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!

Marry Steve’s Absurd Adventures: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Video Game Character Fanatics!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500

Are you tired of living in the real world and not being able to marry your favorite video game character? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can finally tie the knot with that pixelated dreamboat! Whether it’s Mario, Sonic, or even a Creeper, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could amass with just a few clucks and pecks from this majestic creature.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our secret quest to find the fabled Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can turn your enemies into bacon with just one swing! Just be careful not to accidentally take a bite out of it yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous romances, and bacon-infused battles!

BlockbusterCraft: Where Creepers Watch ‘Based on a True Story’ and Endermen Star in Rom-Coms

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where players live as an honorable mention in the virtual world! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey with their infinite wisdom and llama-like grace.

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you find it, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

– Our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti that players must navigate while fighting each other. The last one standing gets to eat the spaghetti as their prize.

– We have a special event every Friday where players must hunt down a wild Ender Dragon that has escaped from the End dimension. The player who captures it gets to ride it around the server for the rest of the day.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and live as an honorable mention in the most ridiculous and fun way possible!

Crafty Killers: Danganronpa Edition – Join the Ultimate Minecraft Server for Murder Mystery Madness!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a Monokuma trial? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate summer camp of chaos and fun! Join now for a chance to survive the ultimate Minecraft killing game and be crowned the ultimate survivor! With modding tools that would make even Junko Enoshima jealous, you can create your own twisted trials and tribulations for your friends to endure. Plus, with fanart, fics, and ship tags galore, you’ll never run out of ways to express your love for your favorite characters. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – just be careful not to get voted out!