SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

BadWolfMC: Where blocky worlds meet adult humor and questionable decisions. Join now!

Adult, Adults, BadWolfMC, Bed wars, bedrock, blocky, Chicago, Community, crossplay, Decisions, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, fiber optic, friendship, Hardware, humor, java, Jobs, Join, Meet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Performance, Player Shops, Public farms, Questionable, Quests, Resource worlds, Stability, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

Feature	Description
Reviewed and approved	by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
State of the art hardware	on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
Integrated Discord server	Connect and chat seamlessly via Discord server.
Java-Bedrock Crossplay	Enjoy crossplay from any device!
Recurring events	Weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties.
Game modes and places to explore	Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes.
Protection options	Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options.
Economy	Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs.
Public farms and resource worlds	Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds.
Best online community	Members from all walks of life.

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

Rule	Description
All players must be 18+	Only players 18 years of age or older are allowed.
No Griefing	Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is prohibited.
No Client Mods/Exploits	Client modifications other than Optifine or exploits are not allowed.
No Advertising/Spam	No advertising or spamming in chat.
Common Sense/Maturity	Respectful behavior, no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech.

Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com. We look forward to seeing you in game!

BlockyBroServer

addiction, BETRAYAL, biological brother, BlockyBroServer, break lines, car accident, consequences, Dope, Fail, family, fast food, fate, five year old, forgiveness, GOD, jerked off, Karma, papa john’s, Redemption, REJECT, Tragedy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your long-lost biological brother shows up and starts building a giant statue of the girl you used to fantasize about. But wait, there’s more! The girl you jerked off to for five years every night is now dating a creeper who sells dope on the side. Talk about drama!

But don’t worry, because on our server, even the craziest situations have a silver lining. Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, God himself intervenes and sends a five-year-old girl to guide you through a maze of lava pits and zombie hordes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join us on this rollercoaster of a server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into Papa John himself serving up pizza in the Nether. It’s just another day in the wacky world of Minecraft!

RentLordMC – Nobody has it harder than Minecraft SMP Landlords

discrimination, escape goat, hard work, Harder, landlord challenges, landlord difficulties, landlord discrimination, landlord frustrations, landlord life, landlord problems., landlord responsibilities, landlord stress, landlord struggles, landlordcels, Landlords, Minecraft, property management, property ownership, rental market, RentLordMC, smp, societal expectations, society, tenant issues, unfair treatment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Emeralds Found:	5262	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of being the scapegoat in society? Join our Minecraft SMP where landlordcels reign supreme! We may do all the work, but we also have all the fun. Build your own empire and watch as others bow down to your landlord prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled tenant who will only haunt those who don’t pay their rent on time. Join now for a chance to outwit the ghost and become the ultimate landlordcel champion!

DressCodeDrama

AITAH, appropriate, aunts wedding, comfortable, cry, cute, DAUGHTER, dress, DressCodeDrama, family, Girls, husband, Kids, lunch, maid of honor, MARRIED, required, shopping, sister, Telling, Upset, weather, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Votes:	7130
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Emeralds Found:	6651

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure where you can dress up your characters in the fanciest dresses and suits.

We understand the importance of family events, just like the wedding where your daughter must wear a dress or face the consequences. Don’t worry, we won’t leave anyone with a babysitter – unless they’re a creeper trying to crash the party!

Join now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, dress shopping quests, and emotional meltdowns – all in the name of love and weddings. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and fashionable at the same time?

RegretCraft – Addiction Edition

addiction, addiction consequences, addiction counseling, addiction intervention, addiction recovery, addiction recovery community, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery success, addiction relapse, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, bad habits, Edition, overcoming addiction, regret, RegretCraft, seeking help, self-destructive behavior, substance abuse, unhealthy choices

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Votes:	9301
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of being addicted to boring stuff like social media or junk food? Well, have we got the perfect addiction for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and get addicted to building epic structures, exploring vast worlds, and battling creepers like a true warrior.

Forget regretting your addiction to Netflix or caffeine, because on our server, you’ll be too busy regretting not joining sooner! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start regretting all the time you wasted on other addictions!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Denial

aggression, Conflict, denial, downplaying, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, invasion denial, invasion tactics, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, media manipulation, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, political tactics, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

So, like, u know how Putin is all like “oh, there’s no invasion in Ukraine, it’s just a friendly visit”? Well, on our server, we take that to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Kursk offensive experience, where you can invade and conquer your enemies with no consequences! Putin himself might even drop by to give you some tips on world domination. So come on, join us and show Putin who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft server ever!

U-Turn SMP: Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life. Join us on a whacky adventure! 1.21 update now!

24/7 uptime, A Shopping and Minigames District, Active Playerbase, Adventure, Age minimum of 16 years old, Anti-Stealing, custom music disc, discord community, Events, flavor, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Isnt, Join, Life, Mayoral Elections, Mob and Player Heads, one player sleep, Semi Vanilla, smp, Two months old, update, UTurn, Vanilla, whacky, Whitelisted server, world exploration

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Turnabout SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/vitzz/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Turnabout SMP

Turnabout is a server that focuses on providing a great Minecraft experience and building a strong community. Join us for redstone and building based fun!

Server Features:

Inclusivity

Events

One Player Sleep

Shopping and Minigames District

Active Playerbase

Friendly community and helpful mods

Mob and Player Heads

Custom Music Disc

Mayoral Elections

Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins

24/7 Uptime

Turnabout is a whitelisted server with an age minimum of 16 years old. Join us on Discord for more information: Turnabout SMP Discord

FAQ

How can I join Turnabout SMP?

Join our Discord server and fill out a whitelist application to gain access to our server.

What is the age requirement to join Turnabout?

We require players to be at least 16 years old to join Turnabout SMP.

Are there any special events on the server?

Yes, we have regular events such as building competitions and treasure hunts for our players to enjoy.

Is griefing allowed on Turnabout SMP?

No, we have anti-stealing and griefing plugins in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.

BFFs Minecraft Server: Can’t Choose My Childhood Friend

BFF’s, Childhood, childhood friend, choose, Erabenai, Friend, friends to lovers, Manga, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga forum, manga lovers, Manga News, manga readers, manga recommendations, manga release, manga update, manga updates, Minecraft, new chapter, Osananajimi, romance, Server, slice of life, unrequited love

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. Will you be the one to claim this epic prize and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself occasionally logs on to challenge players to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the infamous ghostly griefer and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AnthroManiaCraft SMP – Where Human Males Mine with Female Anthros #3246

A Second Chance, AnthroManiaCraft, Anthros, BoxCrate, Broken Sanctuary, Claws of Helion, Electroluxe, female, Fluffy Butt, Gratitude, hahafuneewee, hmofa, HomeTome, Human, Human Males On Female Anthros, image filter, ItsAMadhouse, Jixijenga, Loveless Incantation, M4rsh4l_Legacy, Males, manhunt, Media, misc, Mountlear, MrFanMan42, ReckfulAbandon, Sanguine Dusk, smp, Songbird, Stories, Story Masterbin, Story Update List, STRONG, Survivors of a Shattered World, The Fairytail Chronicles, The Frost on her Feathers, The Tales of Prince Anonymous, TheEcstatic, TheHonorableAjax, TheSignalRemains, WageCage, Wilderness Hearts, word filter, writing guides

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ores Mined:	5515	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds here, oh no. Our server is filled with human males who have a strange obsession with female anthros. Why? Because who wouldn’t want to hang out with fluffy butts all day long?

Join us for epic adventures like “Broken Sanctuary,” where we fight off evil mobs while trying to protect our precious anthro friends. Or dive into “The Frost On Her Feathers,” a tale of love and betrayal set in a frozen wasteland. And don’t miss out on “Manhunt,” where we track down elusive players who dare to challenge our dominance.

But that’s not all! We have stories like “Survivors of a Shattered World,” “Loveless Incantation,” and “The Tales of Prince Anonymous” to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, who can resist the allure of “Sanguine Dusk,” “The Fairytail Chronicles,” or “Wilderness Hearts”?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world of human males and female anthros, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and bizarre Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

KidCraftGiveBack

Adidas lunchbox, aita, asking for my stuff back, BIRTHDAYS, boyfriend’s daughter, christmas, clothes, custom board, KidCraftGiveBack, Kids, lunch, mom, parenting, plastic grocery bag, relationships, School, school lunchbox, selling clothes, work, yard sale

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s yard sale decisions? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to reclaim lost lunchboxes, custom boards, and maybe even some designer clothes that mysteriously disappeared. Our community is so crazy, you’ll feel right at home with all the drama and shenanigans. Who needs diamonds when you can have a lunchbox war? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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