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SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ores Mined:	1916
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

BlockBlasters: IsraelEdition

Attack, BlockBlasters, Conflict, escalation, Geopolitical, Houthi, international relations, iran, Israel, IsraelEdition, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, proxy war, response, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, Yemen

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have houthi leaders warning israel about attacks but don’t worry we got you covered with our diamond armor and enchanted swords! build your own bunker to protect yourself from the impending doom or team up with other players to take down the houthi threat! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political?! join now for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns!

TapeCrafters United

ARTISTRY, Assessment, attention to detail, comparison, Craftsmanship, Evaluation, Expertise, judgment, Masking tape, Measurement, painter, Performance, Precision, PROFESSIONAL, Quality, skill, Standards, TapeCrafters, Technique, Tools, United, width

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2930
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

haha yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where da painters be judged by da width of their masking tape! like, who even knew dat was a thing, right?! but like, trust me, it’s da realest deal on dis server.

we got painters out here flexin’ their tape skills like it’s a dang olympic sport. dem tape lines be straighter than a ruler, i swear! and if you ain’t impressin’ with yo tape game, you ain’t makin’ it in dis server, fam.

but wait, there’s more! we got pigs flyin’, chickens dancin’, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. it’s a whole circus up in here, i tell ya! you ain’t never seen minecraft like dis before.

so come on down, join da fun, and show off yo tape skills. who knows, you might just become da picasso of minecraft masking tape. ain’t no server like dis one, i promise you dat!

MonolithicSelenSilTandemSolar

#sustainability, Breakthrough, clean energy, climate change, efficiency, electricity, Environment, green technology, innovation, Monolithic, MonolithicSelenSilTandemSolar, photovoltaics, published, renewable energy, research, scientists, selenium, silicon, Solar Cell, Tandem, Technology

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	148
Runes Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

omg u guys u need to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who published the first Monolithic Selenium/Silicon Tandem Solar Cell like whaaaaaat?!?!?! u can harness the power of the sun while building ur epic minecraft creations like a boss. plus, rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and never run out of resources again. so come on, what r u waiting for?? join now and become the ultimate solar-powered minecraft master!!! #solarpowerminecraftftw #unlimiteddiamonds #scientistsarecool

HiberMC.eu

Adventure, auction house, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Economy, Explore, Fun, HiberMc, Kits, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Realistic Survival Map, Server, Shop, Skills, Survival, Vanilla, Web map

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to HiberMC! Survival 1.21 Realistic Survival Map Web Map

We offer a bunch of cool plugins that you can try on the server! – Crates – Shop – Custom Enchants – Skills – Auction House – Kits And many more!

hibermc.eu:25576

Game of Throwns: Where factions battle for the SMP throne!

Adventure, battle, Castle, Custom, dragons, Epic, Factions, FANTASY, Game, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, MYTHIC, Mythical, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Sieges, smp, Throne, Throwns

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2074	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Minecraft Server
Theme	Game of Thrones
Features	Dragons, Factions, Castle Sieges, Custom Quests
Version	Forge 1.19.1

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the server IP or through the provided Discord link.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, there is a whitelist to ensure only approved players can join.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules to maintain a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are compatible with Forge 1.19.1.
How can I report issues or give feedback?	You can report issues or give feedback through the Discord server or by contacting the server admin.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

/pol/ hate catholicism, adultery, based catholicism, burning on the stake, christianity abolition, church prohibited divorce, conservative Europe, Enforced Moral Order, Enforced Social Order, Europe under catholicism, historic catholicism, Holycraft, insane clownification, liberalization, massacre of Jews, massacre of mudslimes, Minecraft, Misconceptions on Catholicism, modern catholicism, moral massacres, nationalism, opposition to liberalism, patriarchal society, resistance to change, restrictions on immoral behavior, Server, templars, usury, women inferior to men

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and guidelines? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you want to experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and where history is rewritten in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine a Minecraft server where the Church of Minecraft (formerly known as the white man’s religion) rules with an iron fist. Usury is the norm, immoral behavior is punishable by death, and women are considered nothing more than male slaves. But don’t worry, we also have epic battles against mudslimes and Jewish shits because why not?

Join us on this server to witness the glory of the Templars, who were more based than Hitler himself (yes, you read that right). And if you’re a fan of burning people at the stake or killing them for spreading liberalism, then this is the place for you!

So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a world where Catholicism is as twisted and insane as a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. Join us now and let’s rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Fire Emblem Block Party

BLOCK, Characters, Community, discussion, Emblem, emulation, FANTASY, feg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, Party, RPG, smp, strategy games, tactical rpg, Tactics, video games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	191	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9688	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the epic battles and drama of the Fire Emblem franchise and bring them to life in blocky form! Join us for a chance to reenact your favorite Fire Emblem moments, like when Hector crits a dragon with a 1% chance or when Chrom accidentally marries his own sister (awkward).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon in the arena, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with Fire Emblem shenanigans, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). See you in the game, brave warriors!

Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9794	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchantments Applied:	134	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dimension Hops:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Divine Spears Created:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!