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”’>Looking for Love Minecraft SMP”’

8 inch cock, always come 2nd or 3rd, be physically fit, gtLooking, have pets, looking for love, love, Minecraft, my kid is my world, no baggage, No Kids, not a wage slave, own your own business, single, smp, Women, you must make seven figures

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where finding love is as easy as mining for diamonds! But wait, there’s a catch – you must make seven figures in game currency, be physically fit with an 8 inch pickaxe, and own your own virtual business. No wage slaves allowed here!

And if that wasn’t enough, my virtual kid is my world and you’ll always come 2nd or 3rd if we have virtual pets. Sorry, not sorry. Oh, and did I mention you must be single with no virtual kids? I don’t want your virtual shitty baggage.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players!

CraftyComrades

aggression, border region, Conflict, counterattack, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kiev, Military Action, military conflict, Moscow, political tensions, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1859
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is LIT AF, just like Ukraine launching a counterattack on Russia! Join us and get what u deserve, just like those sneaky Ukrainians. We got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret base full of diamonds and emeralds. Come join da fun and show Russia who’s boss! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🔥 #UkraineFTW #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Bed Banter

awkward moments, banter, Bed.., blocky, bonding through humor, boosting intimacy, discomfort reduction, embarrassing mishaps, emotional connection, Funny Moments, humor in relationships, humor therapy, Intimacy, laughter in relationships, positive influence, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partners, romantic relationships, sexual activity, sexual humor, sexual satisfaction, strengthening intimacy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have so much sexual humor you’ll be laughing your pants off (literally)! our players are always cracking jokes and making everyone feel like one big happy family.

we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.

so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).

Obscuros Pixelmon [modded]

activities, Community, competitive, Cozy, Custom, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, home, locations, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Obscuros, Pixelmon, Plugins, Server, species, Unique, Updates

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	67
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW
Mod	Pixelmon

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is mc.playobscuros.com

Q: Is there a Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW

Q: What mod does the server use?

A: The server uses the Pixelmon mod.

The Crafted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, anime fan, anime watcher, crafted, favorite anime, favorite cover, favorite manga, favorite name, favorite series, Go-Toubun no Hanayome, international name, japanese manga, Japanese title, Manga, manga cover, manga fan, manga reader, Realm, series ideas, the quintessential quintuplets

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, bro, forget about those boring names, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We don’t care about anime names, we care about building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world.

We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.

If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!

PianoPraisePandemonium

apartment living, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, crack of dawn, disturbance, house rules, LANDLORD, morning routine, neighbors, noise complaint, ownership, piano, PianoPraisePandemonium, quiet hours, Respect, worship sessions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ores Mined:	9001	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, eastern europe, f-16, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, national security, russia, Russian, Server, Shoots Down, Single Sortie, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	5726
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian f-16 pilots shootin down russian cruise missiles like it’s nuthin! come join the action and see if u can survive the chaos! build ur own bunker to protect urself from the madness or team up with other players to take down the rogue pilot! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so what u waitin for? join now and let the insanity begin!

SnowballHellCraft

Alliance, Canada, Canadian government, CBC News, decision, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, News, North America, Partnership, Politics, snowball’s chance in hell, SnowballHellCraft, Statement, trudeau, U.S, united states

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4792
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!