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CraftyCreeperMC Server

01.08.2024, anticipation, BELIEF, Blessings, countdown, CraftyCreeperMC, determination, FAITH, future event, god bless you all, Hope, Make It, mark your calendar, optimism, perseverance, positivity, Preparation, resilience, see you on the other side, Server, strength, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of wandering pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But as soon as they started mining, they triggered a trap that unleashed a horde of zombie chickens! It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious.

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments. Players come from all corners of the Minecraft world to compete for glory and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Just kidding… or am I?

So mark your calendar, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. May the blocks be ever in your favor, and may the odds of surviving our server be ever in your favor. I’ll see you on the other side, if I make it out alive!

MineCrafty Crypto Craze Server

Artificial Intelligence, CRAZE, Crypto, cryptocurrency, cutting-edge technology, disruptive technologies, early adopters, early investment, early stage investments, emerging technologies, ev, financial opportunities, forward-thinking strategies, future investments, futuristic investments, high potential markets, innovative industries, market trends, minecrafty, next big thing, Server, tech startups, Tech Trends, technological advancements

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of always being late to the party? Well, fear not because we have the next big thing for you to get in early on – our Minecraft server! Forget about crypto, EVs, and AI, because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of super spies. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve for once in your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

MommaSaidNoLOL

body autonomy, body positivity, Boundaries, bra-wearer, college bound, Commando, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, MommaSaidNoLOL, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflict, peer pressure, personal choice, personal space, privacy, Self-expression, teenage rebellion, underwear

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of being told what to wear by your mom? Do you want the freedom to go braless and commando without judgment? Then join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want, even if it means saying no to your mom’s demands to see your underwear! We support your right to make your own choices, even if it means starting a whole argument over it. Plus, we have a special “Principle of the Matter” mini-game where you can stand up for your beliefs and show off your independence. Join now and let your rebellious spirit shine in a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your mom says!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, CraftyAdvice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers to be your personal guide. But beware, this chicken has a mischievous side and will lead you on all sorts of ridiculous quests, like finding a diamond-encrusted potato or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of pixelated pirates who sail the virtual seas in search of treasure. Join their crew and plunder other players’ bases for loot, but watch out for the dreaded Squidward Squid, a giant squid who guards the underwater caves with his army of jellyfish minions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and flying pigs. Trust us, your 18-year-old self will thank you for it!

CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

call off, coworker, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny coworkers, funny excuse, funny excuses, funny reasons, funny story, funny work stories, humor, office, office humor, ridiculous excuse, ridiculous excuses, work, work excuses, work humor, Work stories

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

CraftyCommies vs. PutinPals

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, France, germany, international relations, Military, nato, Poland, Political, Preparation, PutinPals, russia, SECURITY, standoff, strategy, Tension, Weimar Triangle

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	166	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret alliance with the Weimar Triangle and we r preparing for a standoff with Russia! like u can build ur own bunker and stock up on food and weapons for the epic battle that’s gonna go down. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve collected. join now before it’s too late and help us take down those pesky Russians!

SickCraft: Pay to Play

cost, cost of healthcare, cost of illness, cost of treatment, Health Insurance, Healthcare, healthcare costs, healthcare expenses, healthcare treatment, Illness, illness severity, illness treatment, medical bills, medical care, medical costs, medical expenses, Medical Treatment, Pay, Play, Severity, sickcraft, Treatment, treatment expenses

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	251
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

haha u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and diamonds raining from the sky!

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with superpowers like shooting fireballs from ur eyes and turning into a block of cheese whenever u want.

we also have a secret underground lair where u can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of dragons.

so come join us on dis server and experience the madness for urself! but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. the severity of the illness drives the cost of treatment. so come at ur own risk!

SharkCraft: Womb Edition

Artificial Uterus, conservation, Edition, Endangered Shark Species, Endangered species, Environmental Science, innovation, Marine Biology, marine life, oceanography, Population, Preemie Sharks, Reproduction, research, scientists, shark conservation, Shark Population Management, Shark Reproduction, SharkCraft, Technology, wildlife, wildlife conservation, WOMB

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7015	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

yo yo yo listen up gamers!! are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz?! well do i have the server for you!! we got preemie sharks swimming around in artificial uteruses, like what even is that?!

join our server and witness the miracle of science as we help endangered shark species thrive in the virtual world of minecraft. you can build your own artificial uterus for the sharks, or maybe even become a shark yourself and swim around causing chaos.

who needs regular old survival mode when you can have preemie sharks as your sidekicks?! come join the fun and help save the sharks, one artificial uterus at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

PixelPioner

ADMIN, building, Creative, Economy, Factions, Helper, KitPvP, Laser_Phil, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, PixelPixelMonty, programmer, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skywars, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

This is a PVP server – KITPVP -SMP -Skywars great help was provided by Admin: AdroitFall70726 Programmer: PixelPixelMonty Helper: Laser_Phil

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Vanillium

Anarchy, Chat, Cheating, Cities, Community, Creative, Development, earnings, Griefing, imagination, Improvement, Longevity, open world, Prohibition, restoration, Roleplaying, Survival, swearing, theft, Toxicity, Vanilla, VANILLIUM

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Potions Brewed:	100	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Vanillium A server created by a community tired of temporary projects, Vanillium offers coziness and longevity.

On the main server there are no privates, whales, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. Our server is close to vanilla Minecraft. An open world, a pleasant atmosphere and a minimum of restrictions await you. Players create their own role on the server, you can join big cities or create your own, everything is limited only by your imagination. Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and theft are strictly prohibited: We ban griefing and restore damaged buildings. Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.

In addition to the private server, we also have Anarchy and Creative servers for everyone!

Server purpose: Many servers are created only for making money. Our priority is the development and improvement of the project, and with development, the audience will grow, the interest of players, and therefore the earnings.

vanillium.xyz