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YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

abduction claim, Average, Conflict, controversy, current events, Departure, extremism, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, KIDNAPPING, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, News, Political, Propaganda, Refugee Crisis, Terrorism, voluntary departure, Yazidi community, Yazidi woman, YazidiCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	207

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

Boring, Community, crafting tweaks, Diamond Economy, Discord, DRY, Economy, Entities, Events, EXTRA, Features, Join, multiplayer, multiplayer server, paint, Safe, Server, smp, steps, Survival, survival server, Teleport, Tweaks, vanilla tweaks, warp stones, Watching

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2756	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Void Armor Forged:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/minecraft-enchantments-tier-list-moment/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, 145765973, acknowledgment, acquiescence, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, Certainty, concede, confirmation, Correct, he’s right, Hes, Minecraft, smp, Support, True, validation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	57
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Votes:	4660
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, banner-lazy, CONS, do whatever your heart desires, heart desires, Minecraft, minecraft server, no admins, No Rules, PECHKO, PECHKO WITHOUT WIPES, Pros, rules, Server, they are not there, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	516
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crops Grown:	5440
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Emeralds Found:	1063
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

135.181.237.62:25914

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

art, controversial, Dictatorship, Epic, fascism, German history, hate, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, Holocaust, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, swastika, Symbolism, third reich, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	9359	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!