gtinattentive – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Astley’s Up Paradox Server

80’s music, asking, Astleys, Copy, creating, Entertainment, funny, humor, iconic, Internet Sensation, meme, movie Up, never gonna give you up, Nostalgia, Paradox, pop culture, rick astley, rickrolled, Server, Singer, unexpected, viral

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is so lit dat if u ask Rick Astley for a copy of da movie Up, u create a PARADOX. like, whaaat? dat’s crazy, right? but wait, there’s more! on dis server, u can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigs dat wear top hats. yeah, u heard me right. and if u manage to find da secret diamond cave, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Sir Clucksalot. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dis madness? so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

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Jurassic Alberta Dig Site

Alberta, Dig, jurassic, Site

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we unearthed a MASSIVE dinosaur skull in northern alberta!!! like, who even knew dinosaurs were still chillin up there, amirite?? come join us and help us dig up more dino bones and create a prehistoric paradise in minecraft! we got T-rexes, velociraptors, and even a brontosaurus that doubles as a water slide. trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. join now or miss out on the dino-mite fun!

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Welcome to CelestialCraft: where creepers can’t be trusted & diamonds are like gold. Come join the fun in our cosmic survival world!

Adventure, Builder, carpets, CelestialCraft, challenge, Community, Cosmic, CREEPERS, Currency, diamonds, Economy, Engineer, Events, Fun, GOLD, Join, Land, Legends, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, Quests, Rankup, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, trusted, world

CelestialCraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features

Custom Achievements
Magic Carpets
Custom Events
StarShards Currency
Rankup System
Player Shops
Grief Prevention
PvP
Mature Community

Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is CelestialCraft?	CelestialCraft is a survival server designed for mature players.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through custom achievements, quests, and events.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is optional and off by default, but can be enabled for dueling with friends.
Can I create my own shop on CelestialCraft?	Yes, you can create and run your own shop or browse others for deals.
How do I protect my builds on the server?	Use the Grief Prevention system to claim land and customize claim settings.

V-Tuber Racing – Minecraft Server

Brosville, cars, Ciccino Katterina, CorpoCar Season 6, East Series, entries list, fantasy tracks, Hallett, Laguna Seca, Minecraft, Okutama, Racing, September 29, Server, Stream, Templates, TRACKS, V&U, V4Mirai, vgtc, Vtuber, vTuber Racing Project, West Series, Willow Springs, Yae Yugiri

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! We have two fantasy tracks and one real track for you to explore tonight. Imagine racing through Okutama in CorpoCar East, then taking on Hallett (the real track, we promise) and Brosville in CorpoCar West. Yae Yugiri from V4Mirai is leading the charge in the West, while Ciccino Katterina from V&U is dominating the East.

But wait, there’s more! Tune in at 8 PM ET to catch all the action live on our stream. It’s going to be wild, trust us. And if you want to join in on the fun, just fill out our VGTC info form and get ready to race like never before.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane racing adventure. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft racing legend. See you on the track!

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Hurricane Helene’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Cleanup, coastal communities, coastal damage, coastal Dunedin, coastal houses, community support, Curb, damaged property, Destruction, disaster relief, emergency response, Furniture, Helenes, Hurricane, Hurricane Helene, Minecraft, natural disaster, post-hurricane, ReBuilding, rebuilding efforts, Recovery, recovery efforts, smp, storm surge

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to recover from the devastation of Post Hurricane Helene.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a sea of floating furniture, all washed up on the shore from the storm surge. But fear not, brave adventurer, for we are here to rebuild and revive this once beautiful coastal town of Dunedin.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find lost treasures buried beneath the wreckage, battle against the elements to rebuild our homes, and compete in ridiculous challenges to see who can come out on top as the ultimate survivor of Post Hurricane Helene.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane journey of recovery and chaos in our Minecraft SMP like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

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UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

awkward last names, embarrassing last names, funny last names, Minecraft, smp, strange last names, unfortunate family names, unfortunate last name anecdotes, unfortunate last name blunders, unfortunate last name experiences, unfortunate last name fails, unfortunate last name incidents, unfortunate last name mishaps, unfortunate last name occurrences, unfortunate last name situations, unfortunate last name stories, unfortunate last names, unfortunate names, unfortunate surname examples, unfortunate surnames, UnluckySurname, weird last names

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

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StreamerFailCraft

cringeworthy streamer fails, embarrassing streamer moments, live streaming blunders, live streaming mishaps, streamer bloopers, streamer epic fails, streamer fails, streamer fails and wins, streamer fails and wins compilation, streamer fails compilation, streamer fails compilation 2021, streamer fails fortnite, streamer fails funny, streamer fails funny moments, streamer fails live, streamer fails on camera, streamer fails rage, streamer fails reaction, streamer fails reaction time, Streamer Mistakes, StreamerFailCraft

Have you ever seen a streamer accidentally set their entire Minecraft world on fire because they thought they were holding a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we promise to provide you with the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on over and join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

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Mouth Microbe Mayhem

bacterial communities, bacterial diversity, bacterial infections, bacterial species, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, dental health, head and neck cancer, HNSCC, MAYHEM, Microbe, microbiome research, microbiota, Mouth, mouth bacteria, oral cancer, oral cavity, oral diseases, oral health, oral hygiene, oral microbiome, oral microbiota, squamous cell carcinoma

join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts!

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Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

Adventure, Akoot, Beta, Cheese, Chill, Community, Cows, CREEPERS, crossplay, Dynmap, Enrich, Exciting Events, fit, fresh world, Lore, Maltsburg, Mystery, Nations, organized crime syndicate, Player bases, quality-of-life enhancements, Rats, RUN, Semi Vanilla, Show, Thoughtful Features, tryna, World Map

Welcome to Akoot & Co
Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

Features

Unlimited Homes
Discord Server	(Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map	(dynmap)
Bedrock support	(Geyser)
No pesky land claims	(Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	(Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
Text Formatting	(+Gradients!)
Brewery	(nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
Do you support Bedrock edition?	Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
Is there a limit to player inventory?	No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
How can I join your Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

Witchfire Minecraft Server

action, Atmospheric, Cinematic, dark fantasy, eerie, First Person Shooter, Gripping, Haunting, Horror, Immersive, indie game, INTENSE, Kino, Minecraft, Mystery, Server, Supernatural, Suspenseful, Thriller, video game, witchcraft, witchfire

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

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