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CraftyKremlinKlash

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinKlash, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, emergency response, foreign affairs, global security, international law, international relations, mass attack, military aggression, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian attack, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UN Security meeting, united nations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9628	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Villages Defended:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Secret Passages Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	196
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Farms Harvested:	291
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Alien Abductions:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

PixelPotion

daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, daily positivity, daily routine, feel-good moments, Happiness, instant improvement, instant mood boost, little things, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPotion, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys, small things

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	256
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

LeftistCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrates, Coalition, coalition government, Defeat, Democracy, election, Europe, far right, France, Government, leftist parties, LeftistCraft, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, opposition, Politics, power, progressive, Server, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Void Armor Forged:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between the far-right and the leftist parties! build your own castle to defend against the evil far-right forces trying to take over the server! join forces with other players to create a coalition and celebrate like the french when we thwart their plans for power! who needs real politics when you can have this kind of drama in minecraft?! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!