🔥gthysterically Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a new boss mob called the Ender-Chicken. Join now to experience the madness!

Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

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Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

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So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

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PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
New Chunks Explored:	57860	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Buildings Constructed:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Farms Harvested:	907
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

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PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

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