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FantasyCraft: Dreaming of Diamonds!

Alternate Realities, aspirations, daydreaming, daydreams, Desires, diamonds, dream scenarios, dreaming, dreams, escapism, fantasies, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, flights of fancy, ideal scenarios, idealized situations, imagination, longing, mental escapes, Reverie, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	3886

Do you fantasize about riding a giant chicken into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Or maybe you dream of building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules). Build a castle made of cake, ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and let your fantasies run wild in a world where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

ReelectMaduroSnitchCraft

authoritarianism, civil liberties, Democracy, detain, Dictatorship, election poll watchers, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, Maduro, Oppression, political dissent, Political unrest, Protesters, Questioning, reelection.., ReelectMaduroSnitchCraft, Report, security forces, Surveillance, Venezuela

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Zombie Dances:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. Like, one time, this dude tried to build a giant potato castle but it got attacked by flying llamas. And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep came and started breakdancing. It was wild, man.

And get this, our admin is like, a wizard or something. He can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little bunnies. Plus, he once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ volcano.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? It’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. We’ve got DJ Villager spinning sick beats and Endermen doing the robot dance. It’s off the chain, dude.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server out there, hit us up. Just be prepared for anything, ’cause on this server, anything can happen. And I mean anything.

CancerCraft: The Obesity Epidemic

20th Century, cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer rates, cancer risk, CancerCraft, disease prevention, environmental factors, Epidemic, genetics, health, health education, health trends, Healthcare, Lifestyle, Medical research, obesity, parents, public health, risk factors, US study, younger generations

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we fight cancer with pixelated swords and diamond armor! Our server is so lit, it’s like a virtual hospital for your health, bro!

We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!

Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you lose weight just by playing. Forget the gym, just spend hours mining for diamonds and battling mobs. You’ll be ripped in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!

Stealz SMP: Where stealing in Minecraft is encouraged! Join now for a lifesteal experience!

Adventure, Alliance, Anarchy, application, Cunning, danger, Discord, encouraged, epic journey, Experience, Forge, Join, launch date, LifeSteal, LIMITED, lives, mettle, Minecraft, PvP, smp, steal, stealing, Stealz, strategy, Survival, thief, ultimate survivor

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Theivez SMP Server Overview

🎉Hello, Adventurer!🎉

Are you ready to embark on an epic journey where cunning, strategy, and survival skills are key? We invite you to join Theivez SMP, the most thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server where every moment is a test of your mettle.

Launch Date: 1-2 days (if we get the people)

What is Theivez SMP?

Theivez SMP is a unique Minecraft server where every player starts with a limited number of lives. The twist? You can steal lives from other players! Outsmart your opponents, forge alliances, and become the ultimate survivor in a world where danger lurks around every corner.

How to Join:

join the discord https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB
fill out an application
and wait for the server to be launched

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Theivez SMP free to play?	Yes, Theivez SMP is free to play.
How many lives do players start with?	Players start with a limited number of lives, which can be stolen from other players.
Can players form alliances?	Yes, players can forge alliances to survive in the dangerous world of Theivez SMP.
What happens if a player loses all their lives?	If a player loses all their lives, they will be out of the game until the server resets.

JeetCraft Minecraft Server

Bigotry, Canada, Canadian society, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, extremism, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, intolerance, jeet hate, JeetCraft, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, ONLINE, online hate, prejudice, racism, Rising, Server, social media, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot guarded by a pack of creepers wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow blocks. Yeah, you heard that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. Trust us, it’s a real pain in the grass block.

WeirdMemeLord Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, amusing, atypical, BIZARRE, Comical, eccentric, funny, humor, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, smp, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, viral, weird, WeirdMemeLord

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	7896
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a chicken dance-off with the admins. Yes, you heard that right. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil llamas, and participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players, a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots, and a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BoyfriendBJsBillGoneWild

aita, bill, BJs, blocked contact, blocked socials, BoyfriendBJsBillGoneWild, Dinner, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, freak pay, inconsiderate, JOKE, leaving boyfriend, man child, oddball, public humiliation, second hand embarrassment, social anxiety

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t embarrass you in front of all your blocky friends? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no “freak pay” jokes will ever be made at dinner time!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun, where the only thing you’ll be blocking is creepers, not your ex-boyfriend’s number. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those with social anxiety and second-hand embarrassment.

So come join us and leave the inconsiderate man children behind. Build your dream world with us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next!

DuelCraft – Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 7, Banlists, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, True King support, upcoming releases, Yugioh, Yugipedia

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server fit for a True King? Look no further! Our server is like ruling your own kingdom, but with blocks instead of peasants. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to show off your building skills to the world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who joined and became the true ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And when they entered battle, their opponents trembled in fear at the sight of their diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon or two. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the fun. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Griefer’s Impact Guild

character demo, Daily check-in rewards, Dew-Kissed Chapter, EMILIE, genshin impact, gig, Griefers, guild, Ignition Teaser, Impact, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Minecraft, Natlan Preview, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, perfumery, primogems, Redeemable Codes, smp, Summertide Scales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Web Event

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP server? Well, let me tell you, it’s not your average server. We have characters like Emilie: Iridescent Trail, who will lead you on a magical journey through the blocky world. And let’s not forget about the Ignition Teaser, where your name will be forged in flames – literally!

But wait, there’s more! Our Natlan Preview Teaser will have you needing a hand… literally. And if that’s not enough, we have events like “An Introduction to Perfumery” where you can craft your own scents in Minecraft. And don’t miss out on the “Outside the Canvas, Inside the Lens: Dew-Kissed Chapter” event, where you’ll be taking pictures of dew-kissed blocks.

Oh, and did I mention our current character banner includes Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara? And our weapon banner has the Verdict Claymore and the Key of Khaj-Nisut Sword. Plus, you can get daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world!

CarClashCraft

car juggling, car ownership, car parking, CarClashCraft, city regulations, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Home ownership, neighbor dispute, neighborhood conflicts, neighborly behavior, neighborly disputes, parking issues, parking spot ownership, property boundaries, residential parking, street etiquette, street parking

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9590	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about parking drama like this crazy neighbor situation! Join us and park your virtual cars wherever you want, because in our world, the streets are always clear and the only juggling you’ll be doing is with blocks.

Our server is the perfect escape from entitled neighbors and their car shenanigans. No need to deal with passive-aggressive messages or emoji wars here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more entertaining than dealing with real-life parking disputes. See you in the game!