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Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Divine Spears Created:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	506770
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	160
Votes:	980	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4787	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	3949	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	272
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Potions Brewed:	163
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!