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DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Love Letters Sent:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

confidential information, confidential secrets, CraftyParents, Family secrets, Hidden Secrets, hidden truths, kept secrets, long-held secrets, Minecraft, personal privacy, private matters, Secrets, Server, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed matters, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	291
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6168	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

Anchored, China, Chinas, coastguard ship, CoastguardCraze, diplomatic crisis, east asia, exclusive economic zone, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, military escalation, naval presence, Philippines, Power projection, regional security, sea, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial claims, territorial waters

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	4873
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

convenience dining, culinary delights, delicious eats, fast casual dining, food on wheels, food truck, food truck culture, food truck fare, foodie favorites, FoodTruckFrenzy, gourmet food, mobile food vendors, mobile kitchen, mobile meals, on-the-go dining, roadside dining, savory dishes, street food, tasty treats, truck cuisine, unique flavors

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	5412
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

Brain, brain fluid, brain research, BrainWaveHeadaches, Connection, detailing, DiSRuPtiON, first time, flow of fluid, fluid flow, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, neurological connection, Neurological Research, neurological symptoms, neurological wave, research, spreading wave, triggers, WAVE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
New Chunks Explored:	206363	Emeralds Found:	6523
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

auto assigned, avalon, Balanced, BETRAYAL, Biome, Civilizations, Cracked, financial conditions, Fresh, INTENSE, life steal, Map, meets, Nations, notsosquare, Plugins, PvP, Risk, rules, Semivanilla, Shrunken, smp, stale, teaming up, Territory, world, world border

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

BdayBuds, Birthday, Characters, comma separated, list, long tail, Minecraft, Server, Share, tags, up to 20, with

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7075
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mines Excavated:	2709
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	53
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

amusement, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, anonymous user, comedic content, CraftyLlama, digital communication, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, Server, social media, viral content

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6742	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	164
Gods Slained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

aita, career, CraftyCurves, creepy, FANFICS, Girlfriend, Graphic tees, Harmless, HOODIES, joy, JRPGs, lying.., medication, messed up, Minecraft, overweight, Plus Size Clothes, professional attire, Server, Slippery slope, Style phase, weight gain, Work colleague

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	59	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!