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LaughCraft: Where Fun Facts Come to Life

amusement, BIZARRE, Chuckle, Entertainment, fact, facts, Fun, fun fact, Giggle, humor, INTERESTING, JOKE, LAUGH, LaughCraft, Life, never seen before, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Smile, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mines Excavated:	1199	Emeralds Found:	2982
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Votes:	4784

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell dad jokes.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

action RPG, ancient egypt, ancient greece, Character customization, Classic Game, diablo like, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Hack and Slash, isometric view, Loot, loot grind, Minecraft, multiplayer, pc game, RPG, Server, skill trees, Titan bosses, titan quest, titancraft, video game

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ores Mined:	7430
Magic Items Found:	5611	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

FanCraft420

apartment living, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, fan use, FanCraft420, heat intolerance, hot climate, nighttime heat, noise sensitivity, Overheating, pedestal fan, personal comfort, Prozac side effects, roommate complaints, roommate conflict, roommates, sleep disturbance, thermostat setting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.

Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?

Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!

FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

BEWARE, company culture, dismissal, Employee, FIRED, FiredUpMC, Hiring, HR, Job, job performance, job probation, job security, Management, new coworker, Newbies, Performance, probation, Server, team dynamics, Termination, termination process, turnover, Workplace, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!

CraftyGesturesLOL

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Communication, CraftyGesturesLOL, emotional connection, gestures of love, Intimacy, Kindness, love, Men, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, romance, showing love, small gestures, Support, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	828960	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel loved and appreciated? Look no further! Our server is filled with small gestures that men love, aside from the obvious ones like getting a massage or a bj.

Join our server and experience the joy of having virtual hugs from friendly creepers, receiving compliments from zombie pigmen, and getting surprise gifts from Endermen! Our community is dedicated to making you feel special in the most unexpected ways.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who are experts in giving compliments and boosting your self-esteem. Who knew that chickens could be so supportive?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who needs a massage when you have virtual hugs from creepers, am I right?

CraftyNorway Minecraft Server

$56 billion, CEO compensation, compensation committee, corporate governance, CraftyNorway, electric vehicles, environmental impact, ethical investing, executive bonuses, executive pay, long-term incentives, Minecraft, Musk, norway, pay package, renewable energy, responsible investing, Server, shareholder vote, sustainable investing, tesla, Vote, wealth fund

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Farms Harvested:	837	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1980	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.

join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!

HostageHeroesMC

American unit, Assisted, cooperation, crisis management., hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageHeroesMC, intelligence, intervention, Military, Mission, Operation, operation success, Report, rescue mission, security operation, special forces, strategy, Successful, tactical, teamwork

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring quests and stuff? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got american units helping us with hostage rescues and stuff. like, how cool is that? imagine playing minecraft and then suddenly u gotta save a hostage with the help of the american army. it’s like a real-life mission, but in minecraft. u gotta join this server, cuz u never know when u might be called to save the day with the american unit. plus, we got like, super cool weapons and vehicles that u can use to complete ur missions. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in minecraft!

ClockworkCraft

Accuracy, broken clock, chronometer, ClockworkCraft, hands of time, INCONSISTENCY, malfunction, malfunctioning clock, mechanical error, Precision, punctuality, Reliability, Repetition, right twice a day, Temporal, Ticking, Time, timekeeping, timepiece, working clock, wrong the whole day

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Towns Built:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?