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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7063 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
We promise a black-tie event with an open bar, big band, and no tantrums allowed. Our flower girl and page boy will be accompanied by their nanny, so you can rest assured that the only chaos will be creeper explosions.
But beware, our server has been known to cause MAJOR backlash from entitled cousins and aunts who can’t handle the no child rule. One cousin even compared themselves to the groom and threatened to bring their destructive 3-year-old to the ceremony. Can you imagine the chaos?
So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience with no entitled toddlers in sight, join our server now! Just remember, no means no – even in the virtual world.