gtfictional Minecraft Servers

gtfictional Minecraft Servers

  • OrigamiCraft: Cell Edition

    OrigamiCraft: Cell Edition
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 1225
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

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    so, like, dude, this server is like, the first example of cellular origami, like wtf is that even supposed to mean? apparently, stanford researchers have discovered that cells can do some crazy stuff without even having a brain. it’s like origami but with cells, man. if you wanna see some mind-blowing biology shenanigans, you gotta join this server, bro. it’s like a science experiment on steroids, but in minecraft form. come join the madness and witness the wonders of cellular origami, whatever the heck that means.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EuroPlayZone Lands Wars Opened 11 07

    EuroPlayZone Lands Wars Opened 11 07
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 5531
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Farms Harvested: 978
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft adventure! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 11th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

    Our server is equipped with:

    Datapacks: Terralith, Fire, Nullscape Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Levelled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

    See you in the game!

    mc.europlayzone.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Smowgli’s Catnip Kingdom – No Dummies Allowed!

    Smowgli’s Catnip Kingdom – No Dummies Allowed!
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9614
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2965 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36

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    Welcome to Smowgli’s Catdumb!

    We’re a small, queer-friendly, close-knit Community looking for more chill people to hang out with 😀

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Description
    Vanilla Realm A vanilla realm, smaller than the modded server, great for those looking for a less modded experience. Filled with unclaimed land for building.
    Modded Server Has most active players and a thriving community. Features over 100 popular forge mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, Aether, Alexes Mobs + Caves, and more. Players can live in towns or venture out into the wilderness.

    Upcoming Events:

    • Game Nights
    • Movie Nights
    • Capture the Flag event in the works

    If you’re interested, come join us in Smowgli’s Catdumb 😀

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ePNsPK3t

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What type of servers do you have? We have a vanilla realm and a modded server with over 100 forge mods.
    Are you a queer-friendly community? Yes, we are a small, queer-friendly community.
    Do you have game nights and movie nights? Yes, we have regular game nights, movie nights, and other events like Capture the Flag in the works.
    How can I join Smowgli’s Catdumb? You can join our Discord server using the link provided above.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MathCraft Server – 10x Fun!

    MathCraft Server – 10x Fun!
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 9323
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 178

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the smartest player around? Well, look no further because on our server, I’ve done the math and I’m at least ten times smarter than any of you! That’s right, I’ve got an IQ higher than a stack of diamond blocks!

    Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are so intelligent they’ve started their own book club, the villagers have built a functioning rocket ship to explore the outer reaches of the Minecraft universe, and the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So come on down and test your wits against the brainiest player in all of Minecraft (spoiler alert: it’s me). Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two while having the time of your life. See you on the server, where we’re all geniuses in our own minds (but mostly just me).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The SMP Kingdom of vgh Britannia

    The SMP Kingdom of vgh Britannia
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 4528
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 150
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Towns Built: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you enjoy dodging creepers while riding pigs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic llama races through the Nether.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters, like Bob the Zombie who moonlights as a stand-up comedian and Sally the Skeleton who hosts the most lit dance parties in all of Minecraft. You never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hunt that leads to the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on their enemies.

    So come join us at vgh Britannia… if you dare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BralessCraft Minecraft Server

    BralessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2291
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Star Shards Collected: 183
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be as braless as you want without any judgment! Join us for a wild time filled with home deliveries and scandalous interactions with delivery guys. Who knows, maybe one of them will try to “push his way in” to our server next time! But don’t worry, we have plenty of psychos and movie villains to keep things interesting. So come on in, let’s see what crazy adventures await in this braless wonderland!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveTriangle

    BlockyLoveTriangle
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1322
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time this 23-year-old woman caught her brother and boyfriend naked in the outdoor shower on a family vacation!

    Imagine the chaos of trying to explain that situation to your parents, just like trying to explain why you need to join our server for the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you like her family did – we’ll embrace your wild side and welcome you with open arms (clothes optional, but not required)!

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy stories and unexpected surprises await you in our Minecraft world. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those hidden shadows in the outdoor shower – you never know what you might find!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyRussianGuard

    CraftyRussianGuard
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 5966
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Zombie Dances: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more offensive capabilities than russia! our national guard commander is a pro at pvp and will lead us to victory against any enemy mobs or players that dare to challenge us. we have crazy events like “battle of the blocks” where you have to fight with only your fists and “build-off bonanza” where you have to build the most outrageous structure in a limited time. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Commercial2Famous

    Commercial2Famous
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 3141
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

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    so, like, imagine you’re an actor, right? you start off doing these lame commercials for like, i don’t know, cat food or something. but then you get all famous and start doing big movies and tv shows. but get this, once you’re like super mega famous, you go BACK to doing commercials! crazy, right?

    well, that’s kinda like our minecraft server. we start off all chill and fun, just like those early commercials. but as you play and level up, things get more intense and exciting, just like when you hit the big time in hollywood. and once you reach the tippy top of our server, you’ll be doing crazy cool stuff that’ll make you feel like a superstar!

    so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll end up being the brad pitt of block building or the meryl streep of mining. anything is possible in our wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPurity: NoSexEdNoProbLem!

    PixelPurity: NoSexEdNoProbLem!
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 5798
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 234 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 New Chunks Explored: 987142
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Falling into the Void: 3

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    LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we build giant statues of naked creepers and have wild parties with villagers! Abstinence-only sex ed? Nah, we only teach about the birds and the bees in the most scandalous way possible. Rumor has it, joining our server will make you a pro at finding diamonds AND increase your knowledge of naughty videos. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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