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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9201 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?