| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5499 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 232 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2840 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was immediately greeted by a rainbow-colored llama riding a flying pig. They were so amazed by the sight that they knew they had found their new virtual home. As they explored the server, they stumbled upon a group of dancing pandas who taught them how to do the moonwalk while wearing diamond armor. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city where mermaids and mermen live in harmony, throwing epic underwater raves every weekend. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying through the sky, leaving a trail of glitter in its wake.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs boring old servers when you can have rainbow llamas, dancing pandas, and underwater raves? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1613 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, daring explorers, and even a few friendly zombies who just want to join in on the fun.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9926 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 249 |
Join us if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft where the entire country of Russia is made up of gay pussy faggots! Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a unique twist where the Russian landscape is filled with fabulous rainbow-colored buildings and glittery unicorns prancing around.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon fashion show that happens every Sunday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5087 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he can build a house faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”
If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and maybe occasionally sacrifice a diamond to the meme gods, then this is the place for you. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine, build, and meme your way to victory!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6563 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6823 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads straight to a village full of friendly pigmen who love to trade.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s been known to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1709 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9984 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 832 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 172 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to scare you with his spooky antics, but don’t worry, he’s just misunderstood. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of friendly creepers who are more interested in giving hugs than blowing you up.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the Ender Dragon and swap stories about your adventures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you unlimited building power.
So why waste your time dealing with internet drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun? Join us now and say goodbye to internet haters forever!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2558 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to fight off hordes of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, survive in a world where the sun never rises, and navigate treacherous dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. But hey, if you can’t beat it, just keep trying and git gud, right?
We have epic boss battles that will make your palms sweat and your heart race. Rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is so tough, it once ate an entire village of unsuspecting players in one bite. But don’t worry, we have respawn points set up all over the map, so you can keep coming back for more punishment.
So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, come join us and prove your worth. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive. And the weak? Well, let’s just say they make excellent zombie fodder.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 237 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Join our wacky world where every season is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that this season, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the zombies are forming a boy band.
Not to mention, our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing llamas!
