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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5738 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9100 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 580 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!
Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!
Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!