gtdirt – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NanaBananaGone

AITAH, Blood, Boys, CAR, comfort, dad, Divorce, family, generational photo, honeymoon, kicked out, Kids, Live, nana, NanaBananaGone, openly happy, Raised, TREATED, uncle, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for the chance to escape your real-life family issues and immerse yourself in a world where tying someone to a chair for not finishing their food is just a funny prank.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up frustrations, just like our player who celebrated when their nana got kicked out of their dad’s wedding. Who needs therapy when you can build your own virtual world and take out your anger on some pixelated zombies?

So come join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family who treats you better than your real one!

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BlockyRegrets: ForgettableCraft

BlockyRegrets, Closure, emotional baggage, ForgettableCraft, forgiveness, healing, hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, Memory, mistake, moving on, past, personal growth, Reflection, regret, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, starting over, Therapy

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t just hit rewind and erase that embarrassing moment from your life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and experience a world where you can literally delete any event from your past with just a click of a button. Accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Erase it! Got caught stealing diamonds from your friend’s chest? Poof, it never happened!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Time-Traveling Chicken, who will take you on wild adventures through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the Jurassic period, build a castle in medieval times, or even witness the creation of the very first dirt block!

So why wait? Join our server today and start rewriting your own story in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

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ChipCraft: US-China War Minecraft Server

Beijing, Chinese banks, ChipCraft, CHIPS, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, Imports, international relations, machine tools, Minecraft, Russian ship, sanctions, Server, supply chain, Technology, Trade, US, USChina, War, Warning, wartime Russia

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got russian ships and chinese banks all up in here? yea man, we got all the machine tools and chips imported straight from china, but like, it’s all cool cuz they just call it normal trade, ya know? come join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen, like maybe a russian ship crashing into a chinese bank or something, who knows? just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

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TongueTasteCraft

anatomy, appreciation, biology, gift, Gratitude, human body, Mouth, oral cavity, oral hygiene, physiology, rare occurrence, Sensation, sensation of touch, sense of taste, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, Tongue, TongueTasteCraft, UNIQUENESS

lol join dis server cuz we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and chickens dat lay golden eggs. u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas dat shoot lasers out their eyes. build a house made of candy and live happily ever after with ur pet dragon. also, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes. so come join da fun and taste the rainbow of craziness on dis server!

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Super Earth

building, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelart, Plugins, PvP, Quests, rankings, Redstone, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Super Earth! Join our French survival server 1.20.4 with professions, powers, teams and levels inspired by the Nations of the world. Enjoy skins, tags, quests, daily quests, and lottery in a “farm to win” universe in constant development. Ready to take on the challenge?

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DonkeyCraft Server: Urban Jungle

Abilities, candy, chains, city, cranky, crash bandicoot, Diddy, Dixie, Donkey, donkey kong, Donkey Kong Urban Jungle, DonkeyCraft, fast paced movement, Funky, JUNGLE, Kong civilians, Kongs, Kremling Krew, Lanky Kong, mario 3d world, New game, October release, power lines, Precision, Server, sonic colors, Swinging, Tiny Kong, Urban, urban jungle

Get ready to go bananas on our Minecraft server, where we have a new game coming out next year called “Donkey Kong Urban Jungle”! Inspired by all your favorite classic games, but with a twist that will blow your mind!

Join us and choose from a variety of Kongs, including the OG Donkey, Dixie, Diddy, Cranky, and Funky. But wait, there’s more! Unlock special Kongs like Candy with her watermelon weapon, Tiny Kong in all her racing glory, and Lanky Kong looking like a trophy straight out of Smash Bros.

Explore a city overrun by the Kremling Krew, swinging from chains, power lines, and even Kremling Flags. Save Kong civilians and show those Kremlings who’s boss with your epic movement abilities.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you swing from broken power lines and save Kong civilians in a city gone mad? Get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

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AsianInvasion Minecraft SMP

acceptance, America, Asian American experience, Asian people, AsianInvasion, cross-cultural interactions, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, diversity in America, diversity in society, hypothetical scenarios, inclusion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, racial dynamics, racial stereotypes, smp, social experiment, societal norms, travel, white people

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where America is filled with Asian people instead of white people! Our server is a hilarious twist on reality where you can explore a land of sushi restaurants on every corner and kung fu battles breaking out in the streets.

But that’s not all! Our SMP also features a secret underground society of ninja pandas who are plotting to take over the server with their bamboo weapons. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bamboo-fueled rampage?

With custom plugins like the Fortune Cookie Enchantment that gives you random buffs and debuffs every time you mine a block, and the Dim Sum Dimension where you can feast on endless dumplings, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience a world where the American Dream is replaced with the Asian Dream, where fortune cookies hold the key to your destiny, and where pandas are more deadly than creepers. See you in game!

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No Sis Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, apartment, balance, Boundaries, boyfriend’s sister, family, financial decisions, irresponsible, Messy, Minecraft, move in, refusing, relationships, Routine, sanity, security deposit, Server, Sis, small apartment, spare room, Support, Villain, working from home

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of living with your boyfriend’s messy sister in a tiny virtual apartment! Will she overstay her welcome? Will your boyfriend give you the cold shoulder and accuse you of being selfish? Find out on our server, where family drama and boundary-setting are the name of the game! So, come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos and come out on top!

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NoFearFeastsMC

awkward, Behavior, Boyfriend, celebrate, Deipnophobic, disability, discrimination, Eating, FAMISHED, hang out, issue eating, mealtime, movies, NoFearFeastsMC, pizza, Restaurant, rude behavior, special event, Treat, UNCOMFORTABLE, Watching

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel uncomfortable eating in front of people? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you have a fear of dining with others.

Join us and never worry about someone awkwardly watching you eat while they sit there without touching their food. Our server is a safe space for those who prefer to dine alone, even in a virtual world.

Plus, if you’re tired of rude guests who walk out without saying goodbye or spend most of the dinner in the bathroom, you’ll fit right in here. We understand the struggle of dealing with inconsiderate players and we promise to provide a welcoming environment for all.

So come on over and enjoy a meal in peace, without any judgment or discrimination. Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate dining experience like never before!

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PixelFate: The Butterfly Effect

butterfly, butterfly effect, chain reaction, defining moment, effect, game changer, huge impact, lasting effect, life changing, life-altering, minor occurrence, pivotal moment, PixelFate, profound impact, seemingly insignificant event, significant event, small beginnings, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected turn, unexpected twist, unforeseen consequences, unforeseen outcome

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and then suddenly found yourself being crowned the Pig Punching Champion of the server? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, where even the smallest actions can lead to epic adventures. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll accidentally plant a tree and end up becoming the Tree Hugger King of the server. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, so come join us and see where your seemingly insignificant actions will lead you!

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