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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8117 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Star Shards Collected: | 257 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! With over 593 employees (yes, we count them all), this server is like a virtual office party gone wild.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
