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MineVegas Minecraft Server

addiction, behind the scenes, Casino, Customers, emotional, experiences, eye-opening, gambling, Heartbreaking, Human nature, Industry, Loss, Minecraft, MineVegas, personal accounts, perspective, saddest, Server, Shocking.., Stories, Tragedy, UNUSUAL, workers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	180	Dragon Eggs Found:	7876
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, come join our server where we have a casino right in the middle of the map! Watch as players gamble away their diamonds and emeralds in hopes of striking it rich or losing it all.

One time, we had a player who was so unlucky at the slots that they ended up building a shrine to the RNG gods in hopes of changing their fortune. Spoiler alert: it didn’t work.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, because who doesn’t want to pet an explosive green creature? And don’t forget about our enchanted forest where the trees drop enchanted apples instead of regular ones.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your luck at the casino)!

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, Facetious, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, Humorist, Humorous, jest, jocular, jokes, Laughter, lighthearted, LolCraft2021, satire, WHIMSICAL, WIT

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Runes Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your dream castle next to a waterfall made of rainbow-colored lava! So come on over and join the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rogue pandas)!

TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza

aerial threats, balloon, balloons, bonanza, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, missile testing, North Korea, peace negotiations, Political, Propaganda, provocation, regional tensions, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	3444	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

adhd, ADHD management, ADHD medications, ADHD treatment, all-cause mortality, drug effectiveness, emergency department visits, healthcare outcomes, hospital admissions, hospitalisations, Injury prevention, lives, Medical research, medication benefits, medication safety, meds, mortality rates, non-stimulants, patient safety, Play, reduced risk, Save, stimulants, study findings, unintentional injuries

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	New Chunks Explored:	47829
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Crops Grown:	9367
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

NeonCraft: Minecraft Server

action, Angels, Anime, Apocalypse, chapter, Daily, Drama, End of the World, Eva Unit 01, giant robots, Human instrumentality project, Long tail tags: Eva pilot, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NeonCraft, NERV, Psychological, psychological trauma, science fiction, Server, Shinji Ikari, Stage 40, Staining the Twilight Black, Tokyo-3

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take staining to a whole new level! Ever wanted to turn the twilight black? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to stain the entire world in the darkest shade of black imaginable. Why, you ask? Because black is the new pink, darling!

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the elusive Twilight Stainers, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep the twilight from turning black. Can you outsmart them and achieve ultimate darkness?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian). See you in the twilight, black lovers!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, chill night, couch potato, Cozy, enjoyment, Entertainment, evening plans, Friends, Fun, hanging out, leisure, Minecraft, movie night, movie time, Popcorn, Relaxation, Relaxing, roll up, RollCraft, Server, socializing, unwind, watch a movie

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

apologies, BlockyBuddies, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, calorie deficit, Communication, diet struggles, dieting, emotional intelligence, female friendships, friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Reassurance, resolving conflicts, self esteem, self-image, Server, Support, weight loss

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Magic Items Found:	5149	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

DriveB4Babies

AITA wife drive kids family school run doctors appointment sporting event responsibility marriage decision relationship test driving parenting support compromise communication future decision-making, DriveB4Babies

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Void Gems Collected:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!

AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

AfterSexCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special plugin that gives you a diamond every time you… well, you know. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the shenanigans begin!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, Comment, crossing the line, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comment, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate conversation, inappropriate joke, inappropriate language, inappropriate remark, inappropriate statement, insensitive, offensive, Rude, Shocking.., social boundaries, taboo

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people talk about building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate comments that will make you spit out your virtual coffee in shock. We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous remarks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his mischievous ways. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Troll Master?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of decency shattered. See you there, if you dare!