| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6422 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6276 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5043 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2285 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 4021 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9296 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1770 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3524 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2276 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2967 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9905 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 990 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Votes: | 1857 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8852 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5682 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 199 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 155 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8386 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 132 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 7553 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3682 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5502 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
