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BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Star Shards Collected:	216
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Towns Built:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9805	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3464	Buildings Constructed:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Items Found:	4442

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	789	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Dragons Tamed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Emeralds Found:	650	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Animals Bred:	176

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, BlockyCoincidence, chance, Coincidence, crazy, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, Server, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	2021
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4442
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, career, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, fallacies, false beliefs, generalizations, inaccuracies, Industry, Job, line of work, Misconception, misconceptions about work, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, Myths, preconceptions, Profession, Stereotypes, work

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	5197
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

MarijuanaManiaCraft

Brazil, Brazilian law, Cannabis, court ruling, crime, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, law, Legal System, legalization, majority, Marijuana, MarijuanaManiaCraft, Possession, SUPREME COURT, top court

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

StickShift80sKarate

1980s, 70s, 80s, 90s, ALI, classic, Coming of Age, cultural references, Daniel, driving stick, film, Martial Arts, mom, Movie, Nostalgia, Setting, StickShift80sKarate, The Karate Kid, time period

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magic Items Found:	8155
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn karate like the karate kid!!! we got senseis who will teach u how to wax on, wax off while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.

plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!

AntidepressantDropOutsCraft

antidepressant withdrawal, AntidepressantDropOutsCraft, antidepressants, cost effective, GP support, Healthcare, long-term use, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, prescription drugs, psychological support, Quitting, Recovery, scale, study, support system, Therapy, Treatment, UK researchers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!