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Country Clubs [Vanilla] [Peaceful] No Towny, Only Tee Times! 1.20+ Swing by Discord!

building, Casual, claiming system, clubs, Country, Diplomacy, Discord, discord server, Factions, Interaction, join us, Limited Map, minecraft server, multiplayer, Peaceful, player, PvP, smp, Survival, SWING, Systems, Targeted, tee, Times, Towny, Trade, Vanilla, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Server Name	Nation-States
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.20
Map Size	4k by 4k
Claiming System	Towny

Overview:

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

Come join us in Nation-States: Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the map size of Nation-States?	The map is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does the server use?	Nation-States uses the Towny claiming system.
Is PvP encouraged on Nation-States?	While the server is targeted towards casual players, there are systems in place for PvP for those who are interested.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, coding, computer science, Deadlock, deadlock detection, deadlock fix, deadlock handling, deadlock prevention, deadlock resolution, deadlock solution, debugging, IT problem, key, Minecraft, programming, Server, software bug, Software Development, software error, software issue, software troubleshooting, technical support, Troubleshooting

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Animals Bred:	194	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5568	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	596665
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that can mine through bedrock like butter.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck at the infamous “Deadlock Key Challenge” where players must navigate through a maze filled with traps and puzzles to find the elusive key that unlocks untold riches and glory.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

202418254, 4plebs, Archive, Bitchtank, bitchy, Cell, Clips, free, FTL, kick, News, Official, Restream, Season 2 episodes, Show Archives, smp, socials, Stream Links, TANK, Taylor’s POV, the cell, Trash, TV

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	198
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

VeggieVandal Minecraft Server

backyard gardening, gardening etiquette, Home Depot, LANDSCAPING, landscaping responsibilities, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly conflict, neighborly relations, organic tomatoes, peacekeeping efforts, plant maintenance, plant ownership, plant removal, property boundaries, property line, property ownership, Server, tomato plants, vegetable garden, vegetable patch, VeggieVandal

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of unexpected gardening drama just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual tomato garden, but beware of your neighbors’ sneaky vines creeping onto your property. Will you be the one to rip out their plants and face the consequences, or will you be the generous neighbor who replaces them with Home Depot’s finest? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a hilarious story. So come on in and let the landscaping shenanigans begin!

FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

awful haircut, bad haircut, cringe-worthy haircut, embarrassing haircut, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, hair disaster, hair trends, haircut fails, hairstyle, long tail haircut trends, male grooming, Men’s Style, mens hair, Minecraft, regrettable haircut, smp, style mistake, ugly haircut, UglyHaircutGang, unattractive haircut, worst haircut

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	4261	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	277
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crops Grown:	1970	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8168
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	90	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!