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PizzaCraft: Where you can copy flags and build pasta houses! 🍕🇮🇹

BUILD, colors, Copy, cultural appropriation, design, Equal, Flag, Flags, heritage, History, Houses, Identity, Imitation, inspiration, italy, national pride, national symbol, originality, pasta, patriotism, Pizzacraft, SOVEREIGNTY, symbol, tradition, Unique

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3568
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	2123
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more flags than a UN summit! Need a flag for your castle? We got you covered. Want to create a flag that will make Italy jealous? We’ve got that too.

Join our server and create the most outrageous flags you can imagine. Just remember, if you try to copy Italy’s flag, be prepared for some serious flag drama. Who knew flags could be so scandalous?

So come on over and let your flag fly high on our server. Just be ready for some flag-tastic fun!

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

blasphemy, come back, controversial, deity, Epic, Fandom, funny, humor, iconic figure, internet culture, Internet Sensation, Jesus, love, meme, Minecraft, never again, Parody, pop culture, proportions, Raptor, raptor jesus, Religion, Revenge, satire, Server, social media, viral

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

Pixelated Pals: The Blocky Simulation Server

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, blocky, computer simulation, Consciousness, Deep thinking, Digital World, Existence, existential crisis, matrix, mind-bending, PALS, Perception, philosophical pondering, philosophy, pixelated, questioning reality, Reality, Server, simulation, simulation theory, Technology, Thought-provoking, virtual reality

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7447
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	3310	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

3.24, Adventures, Challenge Rewards, Community, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Early-Access-In-2024, Epic, Exile, forum, Gaming, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, News, Online game, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, RPG, shitpost edition, Tools and Utilities, Updates

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	5205
Towns Built:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Votes:	7716
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

AutistCraft, autists, awkward, childhood beliefs, code analysis, CREEPERS, Debunked, game design, game development, game files, game secrets, interview, lead game designer, mystery solved, Myth, Obscure, Reality, Rumors, scoured, Secrets, socially, unfounded, video game rumors, video games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

America, definition, dreams, equity, European Americans, European men, false, favorites, hate, lesbians, library, Life, loose-leaf newsletter, LooseLeaf, middle class, Minecraft, Newsletter, non gays, pamphlets, ridiculous pamphlet, right of center, Server, slow motion torture, True

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Void Armor Forged:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1422	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!