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CraftyPolishTrades

Competition, CraftyPolishTrades, eastern europe, economic development, economic ranking, Economic shift, Economy, emerging markets, european union, export value, Exports, global trade, growth, international trade, market, market share, Poland, russia, Trade, trade statistics, Value

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Secret Passages Found:	6

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, study

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

SYSarchy.mc.gg

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

Active & Supportive Staff, Bliss, Chaos, collide, Discord, Fair Rules, Hilarity, Inclusive Community, Java Edition Only, Launches This Friday, LifeSteal, no land claiming, no pay to win, Organized Discord Channels, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, server ip, smp, Teams, Thriving Economy, Veil, Veil SMP, Version

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Emeralds Found:	216	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Animals Bred:	140	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7059
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

aita, Boundaries, boxers, brother, brother sister, clothing, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family, inappropriate, morning, personal space, privacy, sibling, sibling dynamics, Siblings, t-shirt, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, underwear, UndieCraft, walking around

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

FavFactzMC SMP

conversation starter, cool fact, Did you know, fact sharing, factoid, FavFactzMC, favorite fact, fun fact, fun trivia, geeky fact, Interesting fact, interesting information, little-known fact, nugget of information, obscure knowledge, random fact, random knowledge, smp, tidbit, Trivia, unique fact, unusual fact

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Void Armor Forged:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

CraftyCreeperCringe

aggravating, ANNOYING, annoying phrases, annoying words, bothersome, bothersome phrases, CraftyCreeperCringe, exasperating, frustrating, grating, infuriating, instant annoyance, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating expressions, irritating sayings, maddening, pet peeve, phrases, vexing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	1217	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!