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Need You So Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Love Letters Sent:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Potions Brewed:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tracy’s Tuesday Hotdog Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1930	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can hug gators, play Snoot Game, and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snootboorus for all your fan art needs, a Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your fan fiction desires, and even Snoot AI chatbots to keep you company when your friends aren’t online. And don’t forget about our collection of Blender and Low Poly models for all your building needs.

Join now for a chance to experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family!

ChaosEmerald

adult community, auction house, Chill, Clan, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, family, games, grind, in-game shops, Minecraft, oldschool runescape, osrs, Player Economy, PvE, PvP, Relax, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8450
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

ChaosEmerald – ChaosEmerald is an OSRS (OldSchool RuneScape) friendly community who love to chill, have a laugh and most importantly, play games! We are here for the love of OSRS and Minecraft and want to expand from our 360+ member clan to Minecraft and grow our family! We are mainly adults with full-time life commitments and want to assure you that we support that. The ChaosEmerald server has been created to be a relaxing and chill space for those who enjoy both games. We will never sell permissions and respect the passion of creativety and a grind. We wont be offering rediculous MTX pay-to-win crates as we dispise them and want to focus more on a player made economy with our in-game shops and auction house.

88.211.239.89

Tarrows 1.21.3 Minecraft server

1.21.3, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Friends, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Tarrows, Terrors

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Potions Brewed:	115
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Votes:	2529	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

The owner of the “Terrows 1.21.3” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

terrows.f1cont.com

Chuuba Connections Minecraft Server

chuuba, Connections, Conspiracy, Corruption, dark side, Drama, Fame, fame game, fame hungry, gossip, influencer, Intrigue, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, power, scandal, Secrets, Server, shithole, small-time chuuba, social media, suspicious, underground network

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Animals Bred:	189	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while shooting fireballs out of its eyes. Or how about a chicken wearing diamond armor and challenging players to a dance-off? And don’t even get us started on the talking creepers who recite Shakespearean sonnets while exploding!

Every other small-time chuuba is connected to our server because they know where the real party is at. We’ve got secret underground disco caves, skydiving competitions with Ender Dragons, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into a land of candy and unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

BBC Mating Call Minecraft SMP: It’s Over Bros, She’s Blacked Owned Now

BBC, blacked, blacked owned, bros, Call, long tail tags, mating, mating call, Minecraft, Owned, shes, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Votes:	7113	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have BBC mating calls going off left and right, and let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. The server is now officially blacked owned, so if you want to join in on the chaos, you better hurry up before it’s too late. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild ride of a server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	286

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Potions Brewed:	97	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	24867	Villages Defended:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	9961
Alien Abductions:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	216
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	2325
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!