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SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	162	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Falling into the Void:	1

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Potions Brewed:	60
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Potions Brewed:	160	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4523
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Buildings Constructed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1967	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.