#GTAVComedy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBoysAllowedCraft

alcohol, alienation, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, creeps, Defending, defending friend, defending partner, Disrespect, Friend, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, kicking out, NoBoysAllowedCraft, Party, setting boundaries, social gatherings, standing up for self, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Enchantments Applied:	272	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!

SeriesLoverMC SMP

action, binge watching, Characters, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episodes, FANTASY, favorite series, Mystery, Plot, reality tv, romance, Sci Fi, Seasons, series finale, SeriesLoverMC, smp, streaming, television, Thriller, tv shows

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Animals Bred:	196	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Block Party: The Server You’ll Never Say NO To!

Adventure, beach days, BLOCK, books, Chocolate, coffee, desserts, family, Food, friendship, Fun, Happiness, Laughter, love, movies, Music, Nature, Party, Pets, Server, shopping, spa days, travel, Youll

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	7828
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to say “NO” to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So why say “NO” to all this craziness when you could be saying “HECK YEAH” instead? Join now and let the madness begin!

PrisonSwapCraft Minecraft Server

cold war, Detainees, Diplomacy, Espionage, exchange, foreign affairs, Gershkovich, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Minecraft, political news, post-Soviet history, prisoner swap, prisoners, PrisonSwapCraft, russia, Server, united states, US, Whelan

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST PULLED OFF DA BIGGEST PRISONER SWAP SINCE LIKE FOREVER. WE FREED GERSHKOVICH AND WHELAN, LIKE WHO EVEN ARE THEY? BUT THEY MUST BE SUPER IMPORTANT IF WE SWAPPED THEM WITH RUSSIA.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.

Baby Boom Server

abortions, baby, birth control, boom, Childcare costs, economic support, Family Planning, Family Support, gender equality, healthcare costs, J.D. Vance, Kids, maternal health, No fault divorces, Paid maternity leave, parental leave, reproductive rights, Server, Social policies, wages, Women, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

lolz, so like, if u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, u gotta know dat we got da most lit community out there. like, we all about supportin’ dem mamas and helpin’ dem have dem babies if dey want. but we ain’t about blockin’ dem choices, nah nah. we all about makin’ dem mamas feel loved and supported while dey do what’s best for demselves. u wanna join a server dat’s all about liftin’ each other up and havin’ a good time, den dis is da place for u. plus, we got da best builds and da craziest adventures waitin’ for u. so come on over and join da fun!

AI Hallucination Detector 2.0

Accuracy, ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, correct answers, data analysis, detector, hallucination, Hallucinations, incorrect answers, innovation, leading methods, machine learning, methodology, neural networks, new development, research, scientific breakthrough, scientists, Technology, validation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	121	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the AI is like, totally trippin’ balls? well, do we have the server for u! our scientists have developed this new algorithm that can spot AI ‘hallucinations’ like, 79% of the time! that’s like, way better than other servers, man. imagine all the crazy stuff u can see the AI doing, it’s gonna be a total trip, dude. so come join us and see the AI go wild, it’s gonna be a blast!

GrannyCraft: The Server Your Mom Warned You About – Now with extra grandma vibes!

Active, Community, Community Projects, content creators, Creative, Discord, Discord Channels, Events, EXTRA, FPS improver, Free to build, Friendly, Game changing mods, Grandma, GrannyCraft, HaleM#6797, Interesting roles, long-term players, Mods, mom, motivated, Plugins, Server, smp, tech support, Vanilla, VIBES, WARNED

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

GritCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Version	1.21
Platform	Java
Style	Vanilla
Features	Hermitcraft-like, Whitelist, Mature players, 4th season

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Contact server owner on Discord: HaleM#6797
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, the server provides a grief and abuse free experience.
Are there community projects and events?	Yes, the server offers community projects and events for players to participate in.
Are there any Discord channels for content creators?	Yes, there are Discord channels specifically for content creators on the server.
Are there any specific roles on the server?	Yes, there are many interesting roles for players to choose from.

RaidGoons Minecraft Server: Payday 3 Suicide Squad

action, Community, cooperative play, crime, criminal underworld, Gaming, heist, mental health, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Payday, Payday 3, Players, RaidGoons, Rising, Server, Shooter, squad, strategy, SUICIDE, SUICIDE WATCH, Support, teamwork, video games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Towns Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because RAIDGoons is here to shake things up! Our server is so intense that even Payday 3 players are on suicide watch because they can’t handle the adrenaline rush of our epic raids.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a secret base inside a volcano. Our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join RAIDGoons today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WorkinCraft SMP: OP Fucks Off and Clocks In Edition

adulting, career, Clocks, Edition, fucks, fucks off, für, Furry, furry community, goes to work, Job, LEAVING, life balance, op, productivity, PROFESSIONAL, RESPONSIBILITY, s/fur, smp, Time management, work edition, work ethic, work life, WorkinCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Crops Grown:	4333	Enchantments Applied:	57
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness s/furOP getting fed up with Minecraft and deciding to go to work instead. Will they ever return? Who knows, but the chaos they leave behind is sure to keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the Diamond Pig’s secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

MommyLookAlikeCraft

Apology, awkward, beauty standards, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, Insecurity, MommyLookAlikeCraft, Motherhood, parenting, personal space, perspective, self esteem, self reflection, sensitivity, social interactions, Understanding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to a baby’s cuteness level! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no awkward comparisons. Our server is the perfect place to escape from weird situations like the one mentioned above. Plus, we have a special apology corner for when you accidentally snap at someone for comparing you to a baby (we’ve all been there, right?). So come join us and let’s build some amazing creations together – without any strange comments about who looks better in a photo!