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CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8640	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Buildings Constructed:	44	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	5606
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	81	Void Gems Collected:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	104
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

WindowPeek Minecraft Server

Architecture, Buildings, cityscape, Clouds, HORIZON, landscape, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, Ocean, outdoors, Peaceful, scenery, Server, SKY, skyline, sunrise, sunset, Trees, Urban, view, WINDOW, WindowPeek

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	162
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of staring at the same boring view out your window every day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the view out your window is whatever you want it to be! Want to wake up to a majestic unicorn grazing in a field of rainbow-colored grass? Done. How about a giant flying taco soaring through the sky? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and escape the mundane reality of your everyday life!

Minecraft SMP – Flirting with Creepers #6556

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, CREEPERS, daily tasks, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FLIRTING, Forums, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting tool, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and your kinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with roleplaying, character profiles, and finding like-minded partners with similar fetishes. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplay, and our group forums have more depravity than you can shake a stick at.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to critique someone’s character? Go for it. Need feedback on your roleplay skills? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our shitposting tool for some extra laughs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and explore endless worlds all while indulging in your wildest fantasies? Come join us and let your imagination run wild… and maybe a little kinky.

BIL-Free Vacation Ride Minecraft Server

anniversary, BILFree, brother, camping trip, celebration, Communication, compromise, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, people pleasing, Picnic, punctuality, quality time, relationship, Ride, Server, staycation, Stubborn, vacation, Wilderness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mines Excavated:	1853	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	182	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating anniversaries on the actual day? Look no further! Our server is all about prioritizing quality time with your loved one, just like you deserve.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the epic adventure of trying to plan a perfect anniversary with a husband who can’t say no to his brother. Will you be the hero who saves the day and ensures a romantic celebration, or will you get caught up in the drama and chaos of family dynamics?

With surprises around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes – just like trying to navigate a last-minute change of plans for your special day. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love, loyalty, and Minecraft skills. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!