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Crafty LOLz: 3 Hour Power

3 hours, Crafty, dog, ending it all, fucked up, hour, Killed, lolz, pibbles, power, roommate

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic adventures that will make your jaw drop and your heart race. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce monsters alongside a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the pibbles my roommate brought home couldn’t handle it. They tried to take on our challenges, but after 3 hours of non-stop action, they ended up getting wrecked by a pack of wild wolves. RIP pibbles, you will be missed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2821
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri series with an ex-boyfriend – unexpected and full of juicy drama! The yuri audience is so mature because they know how to handle a little bit of craziness, just like our server. If this was a regular romance server, there would be endless shitposting, but not here! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few ex-boyfriends along the way. You won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on in and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCraze: Legalize Unlimited Diamond Mining! :3

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Crops Grown:	1876	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being limited by the laws of the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make the impossible possible! Want to ride a llama through a volcano while juggling diamond swords? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of cake and live like a king? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true!

SushiCraft: When Your Family’s Not Actually Japanese!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Items Found:	7501
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Votes:	2746	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living a lie like this poor guy who thought he was Japanese but turned out to be Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a panda with a top hat? Done. Want to be a unicorn riding a rainbow? We got you covered.

Join us on this server where you can create your own identity and live out your wildest dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re actually a secret ninja warrior with a love for building pixelated castles. The possibilities are endless, just like this guy’s confusion about his heritage. So come on down and let your imagination run wild!

CraftyCraic – Mad Minecraft Mayhem

#youtube, ASP, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraic, discussion, ducks, Grand Wizard Edition, indie, indie vtubers, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, mad, MAYHEM, Minecraft, non-English, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Russian, Shill, Swarm, talents IPs, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
New Chunks Explored:	584394	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2546
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to the Grand Wizard Edition of our Minecraft server! What is /lig/? It’s a magical land where indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more gather to share their streams and discuss their virtual adventures. Why /lig/? Because we believe in the power of the underdog vtubers, the ones who may not have millions of fans, but have the heart and soul of a true entertainer.

Join us if you want to be part of the VIP club, where only the coolest and most obscure vtubers hang out. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re welcome to join the party!

In our world, numbers matter. Check out the top indie vtubers of the day, from Filian with 5,918 viewers to Limealicious with 2,052 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English streamers like akamikarubi from Japan or orkpod from Russia. We’ve got a global community of vtuber enthusiasts!

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archives, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of your favorite virtual idols’ special days.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where ducks roam free and vtubers rule the land. Join us for a wild ride through the world of indie vtubers and let your imagination run wild. Previous Thread: >>74701938 (Disclaimer: No actual wizards were harmed in the making of this server.)

CraftyCreeperz: 940+ HP – Where even creepers fear to tread!

940+ HP, challenging battle., CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, damage resistance, difficult to defeat, fear, formidable, formidable foe, hard to kill, healing, Heals himself by around 189 after each hit, high health, massive HP pool, Nothin personal kid, Powerful, Resilient, strong defenses, Tanky, tough opponent, Tread, Unstoppable, Your teams moves barely do any damage at all

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	429
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

🤣 Welcome to the most OP Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! With over 940+ HP, you’ll feel like an absolute tank as your enemies’ feeble attacks barely scratch you. And get this, every time you land a hit, you heal yourself by a whopping 189 HP! It’s like having a never-ending supply of golden apples on hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode near you. They’ll run away in fear, leaving you to peacefully mine in peace. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ll bow down to you as their supreme overlord, showering you with gifts and discounts at their shops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the boss in this wacky world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s nothin’ personal, kid. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

2030sCraft: Where Minecraft meets the future!

2030s, 2030sCraft, American Intervention, CCP, China, conservatism, cultural zeitgeist, demographic crunch, economic boom, economic crisis, European immigration, foreign policy, Future, Greatest Generation, Hispanic population, Hostile, Indicators, inflation, meets, Minecraft, narco state, organized crime, Reagan era

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique gaming experience that mirrors the economic crisis and cultural zeitgeist of the 1970s! But don’t worry, we have some outrageous reasons for you to join us:

– Our new flavor of Conservatism will have you feeling like a socially conservative, somewhat economically progressive hero in the virtual world. Fight for your beliefs and watch America transform right before your eyes!

– Experience a demographic shift like never before, with our Hispanic population “bleaching” before your very eyes. It’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more pixelated fun!

– Get ready for a wave of European immigration that will make your head spin. Central and Eastern Europeans will flood our server, bringing their unique culture and building virtual communities like never before.

– And don’t forget about the impending American intervention in Mexico. Watch as organized crime takes over and forces the hand of the virtual government. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with more explosions!

– Finally, brace yourself for the worst of the demographic crunch in China. The CCP will become increasingly hostile, and you’ll have a front-row seat to the chaos. Will you be able to navigate the virtual political landscape and come out on top?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world like no other. Who knew a game could be so eerily similar to real life?

CraftyContractor’s Crazy Minecraft Mayhem – WWE Edition!

aew, Competition, contract, CraftyContractors, crazy, difference maker, Edition, free agent, future prospects, Lowballing, MAYHEM, Minecraft, negotiations, professional wrestling, Roster, Rumors, SIGNING, speculation, Sports Entertainment, Summer, Superstar, talent, TONY KHAN, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Votes:	5589
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where John Cena is the reigning champion and creepers are his loyal minions. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness epic battles between WWE superstars and Minecraft mobs. Who will come out on top? Will Cena finally meet his match in the form of a sneaky Enderman? The possibilities are endless on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest crossover event in Minecraft history!

PangaeaEarth: Where Minecraft dinosaurs roam Semi-Bland Vanilla Land! PVP encouraged but bring your own tea. Join our little towny! #NoDinosAllowed

4.5k, 4K, BRING, building, Casual, Claiming, Dinosaurs, Discord link, encouraged, Geopolitical, Join, join us, Land, Map, Minecraft, NoDinosAllowed, PangaeaEarth, player, PvP, roam, SemiBland, Server, smp, Systems, tea, Towny, Vanilla, work in progress

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

PangaeaEarth Overview

Description	A work in progress geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map
Map Size	Approximately 4k by 4.5k
Claiming System	Towny
Player Type	Targeted towards casual, building players with systems for PvP

With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/G2qezQpRZg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you are welcome to join PangaeaEarth!
What type of map does PangaeaEarth have?	PangaeaEarth has a Pangaea map with dimensions of approximately 4k by 4.5k.
Is there a claiming system on the server?	Yes, the server uses the Towny claiming system for players to protect their builds.
What type of players is PangaeaEarth targeted towards?	The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

Minecraft League of Lols – Join the General Fun!

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Empyrean, Fun, general, High Noon Event, Join, kayle, League, league of legends, lols, malzahar, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, varus

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Imagine a world where Kayle rides into battle on a legendary Varus, while Malzahar summons minions to do his bidding. Akali stealthily sneaks up on unsuspecting players, while Nocturne and Brand team up to create chaos like never before.

Our latest patch notes include a High Noon Event that will have you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get us started on the PBE Patch Notes – they’re so wild, you’ll think you’re dreaming.

But that’s not all! Our server has the best builds and account stats to help you dominate the competition. And with our model viewer, you can see your favorite champions in action like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!