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BoomerCraft: ‘>almost 20’

105-110lbs, 63, almost 20, BoomerCraft, gtalmost, long trail, tags, weight fluctuates

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to be almost 20 years old but still tower over everyone at 6’3″! Our weight fluctuates around 105-110lbits because we have a secret potion that turns all food into feathers – so you’ll be light as a feather and ready to fly through the skies of our server!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and race through obstacle courses! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

PronunCraft Minecraft Server

articulation, difficult words, enunciation, foreign languages, language learning, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation challenges, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation help, pronunciation practice, pronunciation tips, PronunCraft, Server, speech impediment, speech therapy, tongue twisters, vocabulary, word pronunciation, word pronunciation errors, word pronunciation problems

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Farms Harvested:	259
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to finally learn how to pronounce that one word that always trips you up! Our players have mastered the art of pronunciation through intense tongue-twisting challenges and hilarious mispronunciations. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies in saying that tricky word correctly three times in a row. So come join us and show off your linguistic skills while mining for precious gems!

UnderdogCraft

Celebrity, Fame, family, famous child, famous parent, famous person, famous relative, famous sibling, overshadowed, overshadowed by child, overshadowed by family, overshadowed by famous child, overshadowed by famous parent, overshadowed by famous relative, overshadowed by famous sibling, overshadowed by parent, overshadowed by relative, overshadowed by sibling, overshadowed celebrity, relative, UnderdogCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Crops Grown:	3581

Are you tired of living in the shadow of your cooler sibling? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can finally shine brighter than your overachieving brother or sister! We have epic quests where you can prove that you’re the true star of the family. Build the most outrageous structures and show the world that you’re not just the sidekick in your family drama. So come on, join us and let’s make your sibling jealous of your Minecraft skills!

CobraCraft: Venom Vaxxer

Africa, antidote, antivenom, blood thinner, cobra bites, cobra venom, CobraCraft, drug repurposing, experimental medicine, global health, heparin, India, Medical research, mice study, pharmaceuticals, public health, repurposed drug, snake species, snakebite treatment, snakebites, VAXXER, VENOM, venom antidote

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Crops Grown:	5388	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

yo, dis server be wild, just like dat time we found out heparin can save yo butt from cobra bites! we tested it on dem mice and it worked like a charm, so imagine what it can do for you in da game! join us and be protected from dem sneaky cobras while you mine and build yo way to the top. ain’t no snake gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got dat heparin on deck. come join da fun and stay safe from dem slithery foes, it’s a game-changer, literally!

The Slapstick SMP: Where you can accidentally slap your friends into victory! Java/Bedrock 1.20.4 SMP

#announcement, 1.20.4, accidentally, BONUS, Claims, Datapack, Discord, Dynmap, Friends, hermitcraft, home, Ip:, Javabedrock, Join, ONLINE, Play, Qol, Server, Shoppingdistrict, slap, slapstick, smp, Tpa, Vanilla, Victory, Voicechat, Website, Worldgen

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Below is a nicely formatted data table presenting an overview of the Minecraft server described above:

Features	Description
Compatibility	Bedrock and Java compatible
World Generation Mod	Terralith
Commands	/home, /tpa
Datapacks	Tree cutting
QoL Features	Claims, various quality of life improvements
Bonus Features	Voice chat, dynmap (online map of the world), linked Discord channel

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m using Bedrock Edition?
- Yes, the server is both Bedrock and Java compatible.
What are some unique features of the server?
- The server has a world generation mod called Terralith, as well as /home and /tpa commands. There is also a tree cutting datapack, claims system, and other quality of life improvements.
How many players are currently active on the server?
- The server already has about 10-15 players that play regularly, but they are from all over the world so not everyone is online at once.
Are there any additional features on the server?
- Yes, the server has voice chat enabled, dynmap for viewing the world online, and a linked Discord channel for server chat and announcements.
How can I join the server?
- The IP for Java Edition is play.slapstuck.net and the website/dynmap and Bedrock Edition IP can be accessed at https://slapstuck.net. Additionally, you can join the Discord channel here to stay up to date with server announcements.

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

doing nothing, emotional well being, family concerns, Individuality, introspection, life choices, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, not participating, personal boundaries, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, societal expectations, UnfairCraft, unfairness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crops Grown:	9105	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of your family nagging you about being lazy? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that doing nothing is an art form! Our server is the perfect place for all the slackers out there who just want to chill and relax.

We have a special “Lazy Kingdom” where you can build your own hammock fortress and nap all day long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our “Sloth Racing” event where the slowest player wins a prize!

So come join us and embrace your inner laziness. Who needs productivity when you can have fun doing absolutely nothing?

Crafty Missed Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minecraft, Missed, Server, She missed

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server tried to shoot an arrow at a creeper but completely missed and hit themselves instead. Talk about a fail, am I right? But fear not, because on our server, even if you miss your shots, you’ll still come out on top with our insane loot drops and epic PvP battles.

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve played on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can hit the mark or end up like the player who missed – either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure!

MomJailNoBail Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, DUI, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial responsibility, letting go, Minecraft, MomJailNoBail, moving forward, personal boundaries, personal growth, self-care, self-preservation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for oneself, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic parent, toxic relationship

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement.

Are you tired of toxic family members ruining your vibe? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate sword.

Imagine a world where your mom can’t call you from jail asking for bail money because she’s too busy fighting off zombies in the Nether. Say goodbye to entitled parents and hello to a community of players who have your back.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a journey of epic proportions, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead?

MomSisNoHoneymoon

acceptance, apartment hunting, Boundaries, cold shoulder, family, guilt trip, half-sister, honeymoon, in-laws, instagram, LGBTQ, MomSisNoHoneymoon, Mother, Negativity, passive aggressive, real mom, Rome, Sexuality, spare key, Wedding, wedding invitation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	60
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dimension Hops:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Animals Bred:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventures? Look no further! Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can call any NPC “mamma” and they will give you extra loot and resources. Just like in the real world, right? 😉

Join us now and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a real mom when you have a Minecraft mamma to guide you through the world of blocks and adventures? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you for not inviting them on your Minecraft honeymoon – they can’t hang with us anyway!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family that appreciates you more than your real one ever did. See you in the game! 🎮🏰💎 #MinecraftFamilyGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

SickCraft Minecraft Server

bizarre occurrences, crazy stories, emergency room, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare workers, hospital life, hospital staff, hospital work, Hospitals, intense moments, Medical, medical emergencies, medical field, Minecraft, Server, sickcraft, strange incidents, unbelievable situations, unforgettable moments, unusual events, wild experiences

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of the real world insanity? Come join our Minecraft server where the craziest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken! Leave the hospital drama behind and enter a world where the only emergencies are running out of diamonds or getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the chaos of the ER after experiencing the chaos of our server. Join now for a prescription of fun and laughter!

RoadTripWithSpongebob

Adventure, companion, dream, Escapade, EXCITEMENT, Explore, FANTASY, fictional character, Fun, imagination, Journey, Popular, road trip, RoadTripWithSpongebob, Thrill, travel, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring road trips with your friends? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can go on a road trip with your favorite fictional character! Imagine cruising down the virtual highways with Spongebob Squarepants, singing karaoke with Harry Potter, or even getting lost in the wilderness with Indiana Jones. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join our server now and start your epic road trip adventure with your favorite fictional character today!