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Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

alive, appreciation, Beaches, black pedi, Crafty, curvy, explosions, Fast-paced, foot fetish, foot worship, footjob, Happy, jiggly thighs, Land, latina, lightskin, long eyelashes, McCraftface, nature’s beauty, PETITE, plump cheeks, Sunbathing, tight, unicorns, view

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Emeralds Found:	5305
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

Analysis, battle, blocky, Brainstorming, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, decision making process, decision making skills, decision making techniques, decision making tools, Dilemma, discussion, pic related, problem solving, problem solving strategies, Questioning, right, Royale.., solution finding, Ultimate, uncertainty

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Animals Bred:	25	Void Armor Forged:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

AMERICANS, Crafty, cultural references, Edition, Family sayings, Grandmother phrases, International, International visitors, McCraftface, mexico, Mogadishu, Romania, Room comparisons, Ruskies, Saigon, Sodom and Gomorrah, ukrainians

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	257	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

blocks, Chaos, collide, CraftyNiji, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, madnessNijiCraft, meets, Minecraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, tribalfags, ttt, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Farms Harvested:	234	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

action, Adventure, battle, Combat, CREEPERS, dragons, endermen, Epic, FANTASY, feel, games, heavy metal, Immersive, INTENSE, Knights, Magic, metal, Music, Power Metal, PowerCraft, Rock, role playing, RPG, shred, Soundtrack, Warriors

$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

abduction, Christian, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, crime, girl, International, Israel, jerusalem, Kidnapped, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, News, Palestinian, PALS, PIXEL, Religious, SGCJerusalem, social media, Terrorism, twitter, worries

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	91	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftyMemes – #420

2256, acceptance, advice, ANONYMOUS, Community, CraftyMemes, discussion, Diversity, Edition, Fags not welcome, forum, Gay, homosexual, Inclusivity, internet, Lgbt, LGBTQ, r9gay, relationships, Support, tolerance

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	114	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	2722	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

Anons, Epic, PIXEL, Playground, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

Adventures, argentina, Australia, Brazil, BUILD, Canada, catfishing, colombia, CraftyCatfish, data analysis, Epic, France, FRIENDSHIPS, germany, homosexual tendencies, italy, Japan, mexico, Netherlands, Reel, russia, Singapore, spain, turkey, uk, Usa

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3043
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?