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Salmon Sperm Shack

Animal Behavior, animal mating, aquatic environment, aquatic life, aquatic reproduction, aquatic species, fertilization, Fish, fish behavior, fish reproduction, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, Ocean, ocean saltiness, Reproduction, reproductive cycle, Salmon, salty water, Shack, Sperm, sperm production, sperm release

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the salmon are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of the ocean and uncover the truth behind why it’s so salty. Who knew that salmon could release sperm in such a hilarious way? With no hands needed, they’re always ready to go! So come on and join us for a salty adventure unlike any other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a towel, things might get a little messy!

KaijuuCraft: Destroy, Build, Repeat!

action, Adventure, Anime, BUILD, Coming of Age, destroy, determination, emotions, Epic battles, EXCITEMENT, friendship, growth, kaiju, Kaijuu no8, KaijuuCraft, Monsters, overcoming challenges, perseverance, power, repeat, shounen manga, strength, Supernatural, teamwork, transformation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant Kaijuu no8 stomping through your favorite shounen manga/anime!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling epic monsters and saving the world, just like in your favorite manga/anime. Our server will make you feel like a true hero as you embark on crazy adventures and face off against powerful foes.

So why wait? Join our server now and let Kaijuu no8 clear your path to victory! Who knows, you might even discover hidden powers and become the ultimate hero of the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Blocky BJs: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

1. oral sex, 10. passion, 11. sensual, 12. naughty thoughts, 13. dirty talk, 14. erotic, 15. fantasy, 16. wild, 17. teasing, 18. foreplay, 19. insatiable, 2. desire, 20. naughty desires., 3. lust, 4. craving, 5. seduction, 6. temptation, 7. naughty, 8. pleasure, 9. intimacy, BJs, blocky, Experience, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! And don’t even get me started on the creepers who just want to cuddle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and endermen. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Game OverCraft

Asian culture, cultural exchange, DATING, Diversity, East meets West, Game, Globalization, Interracial Relationships, Japanese female, Japanese man, love, modern romance, Multiculturalism, Overcraft, PAJEET, Pajeetas, perceptions, relationships, societal norms, society, South Asians, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of cultures and craziness!

Join us and witness the rare sight of a Pajeet Male and Japanese female building a castle together, all while dodging creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a Pajeeta with a Japanese man, creating a pixelated love story for the ages.

With qt Pajeetas running around everywhere, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Crafty Cult: Idol Corp Inc.

coni confetti, Corp, Crafty, Cult, fuyo cloverfield, Idol, idol company, idol corp, idolEN, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Momo Otako, Nikki Rei, phase connect, poko rakun, Prism, rin penrose, roca rourin, tsunderia, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, yuko yurei

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	5025	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchantments Applied:	75

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and virtual chaos!

Our server is like no other, with members like Kattarina Qutie, Nikki Rei, Yuko Yurei, Juna Unagi, and Rin Penrose leading the charge. These virtual idols will entertain you like never before with their epic performances and virtual shenanigans.

But that’s not all! We also have Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, Kai Saikota, Momo Otako, and Coni Confetti on our Endless server, ready to rock your world with their insane antics and crazy adventures.

And if that’s not enough, we have idol friends like Prism, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, V4Mirai, and V&U who will join in on the fun and make your Minecraft experience one for the books.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with virtual idols, crazy events, and endless entertainment. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

#youtube, Backlash, banter, blocky, controversy, Critics, game design, game development, Gaming Community, Haters, Indie developer, indie game, John Blow, JohnBlows, Meet, pixels, pranks, puzzle game, puzzle mechanics, puzzle solving, SOLUTIONS, success, the witness, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	258	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ores Mined:	1241	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV

acceptance, celebration, controversy, Country, culture, Entertainment, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, Live, live tv, Media, Minecraft, penis, penises, performance art, piano, Pianocraft, Play, Polite, shock value, societal norms, television, trannies, tranny, uk, well mannered

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco run by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

branding, branding strategy, Characters, cute, cyber, Digital, Icons, internet, Internets, madness, Marketing, mascot, mascots, meme, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, Popular, social media, symbols, Technology, viral, virtual, web

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

Admiration, adoration, adore, captivation, CREEPERS, Crush, devotion, Enchantment, fervor, fucking, Hag, HagCraft, I, i fucking love this hag, idolization, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, Resist, this.., Worship

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Emeralds Found:	6378	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ores Mined:	1903	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Celebs: TwitchTube Server

blocky, Celebs, Community, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, Gaming, influencers, internet culture, lazy edition, Live streaming, online entertainment, online gaming, online personalities, Server, social media, Streamers, streaming platforms, Technology, twitch, TwitchTube, video content, video games, Youtubers

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Towns Built:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	772
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2912

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you actually work for your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is on easy mode – we’re talking instant diamond armor, unlimited enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon for every player!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: riding into battle on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword. It’s like a scene straight out of a Minecraft action movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the ultimate lazy edition of Minecraft – where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can fit in your inventory!