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Desk Bangs Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit reason to join – UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY! That’s right, we’re on a mission to take down those pesky Ukrainians in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us in our quest for domination and show those Ukrainians who’s boss!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds, gold, and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle fiery demons and claim their souls for your own.

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life unicorn as a prize? Yeah, you heard that right. A freakin’ unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY!

Error404 Minecraft SMP Expert

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
New Chunks Explored:	864383	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	237	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring, error-free Minecraft servers? Do you crave the thrill of troubleshooting and problem-solving just to play a blocky game? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on Minewind where we guarantee you’ll encounter more errors than a Windows 95 computer trying to run Crysis.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to experience the frustration of constant technical issues, but you’ll also have the opportunity to bond with fellow players over shared moments of rage and confusion. Who needs smooth gameplay when you can have a community united by their struggles with buggy plugins and server crashes?

So come on down to Minewind, where every error message is a chance for laughter and camaraderie. Join us today and embrace the chaos!

⚡BlockBless⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2580	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	4806
New Chunks Explored:	284940	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Anagnorisis, Casual CC meet up, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass, Dynamis, Elpis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, Marilith, Mateus, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W19P14, patch notes, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Pillars, True Detective, VGL Cytube, Wereviera, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our upcoming events such as the True Detective Episodes 1-3 viewing party on Nov 30th, where you can solve mysteries while building your own epic creations. Or how about the Divegrass Débute Against /nikg/ on Dec 1st, where you can show off your soccer skills in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA on Dec 1st, where you can battle werewolves and vampires in an epic showdown. And don’t miss our Christmas Theme Mixer on Dec 14th, where you can spread holiday cheer while building snowmen and gingerbread houses.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Tragic Woman in Minecraft SMP

assault, Battery, deep, desire, Femininity, field, freedom, gender, Intimacy, lives, Men, Minecraft, misconstrued, night, seduce, Sleep, smp, Talk, Tragedy, tragic, travel, walk, WOMAN

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Towns Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2488
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magic Items Found:	4807	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of being confined by your femininity and societal expectations? Do you dream of mingling with road crews, sailors, and soldiers without fear of assault and battery? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and escape the limitations of your gender, as you embark on wild adventures and build friendships with players from all walks of life. Whether you’re a girl yearning to be one of the boys or a guy looking for deep conversations, this server is the place for you.

Sleep in open fields, travel west, and walk freely at night in our virtual world where anything is possible. Don’t let your gender hold you back from experiencing all that Minecraft has to offer. Join now and let your true self shine in our crazy, gender-bending SMP!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anti-establishment, anti-science, Beliefs, big words, climate change denial, conservatism, conspiracy theories, cult following, dinosaur denial, Ideology, intellectualism, Minecraft, Misinformation, modern conservatives, oil replenishable belief, PALS, PIXEL, pseudoscience, Resources, science denial, Self-publishing, Server, true intellectual, vaccine denial

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Towns Built:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we don’t believe in climate change, vaccines, or dinosaurs! Why join us, you ask? Well, because we believe that oil is magically replenishable and that anyone who uses big words and claims to be anti-establishment will become a cult leader of “true intellectuals” without actually doing anything intellectual.

Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, nonsensical debates, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs facts and evidence when you have a group of like-minded individuals who are just as delusional as you are? So come on, hop on board the crazy train and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

Minecraft SMP: Wild Farmyard Animal Gang

animal, Animals, beast edit templates, btih, collection, discussion, draw, Farmyard, Gang, girls being bred by animals, Links, magnet, Mega Links, Minecraft, no males, pic collection, plap edition, pokemon, pokemon breeding, smp, TEMPLATE, torrent, torrent magnet, wfag, Wild, Women Fucking Animals General

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crops Grown:	8266	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Farms Harvested:	716	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to witness girls being bred by animals or Pokemon – it’s a real hoot! But remember, no males are allowed to get frisky with the animals or Pokemon, that’s just crossing the line.

Forget about real life drama, on our server we only deal with the craziest and most absurd situations. Need some new content for your beast edit templates? We’ve got you covered with our mega links and torrent options.

So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it! Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Gantz Was Wild Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Love Letters Sent:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are as crazy as a villager who’s been trading with a witch.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get gantz-level wild!

Blocky and New Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Animals Bred:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Void Armor Forged:	16	Potions Brewed:	173
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest, most unpredictable adventure of your Minecraft life!

Crafty Asian Subhumans Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Votes:	418	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing approaching you will be creepers, not “subhuman Asian garbage”! Join us for a chance to escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about unwanted advances from dirty, crooked-toothed Chinese guys with slits for eyes. Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or ethnicity, because in Minecraft, we’re all just blocky characters trying to survive and thrive. So come join us and build your own world where the only thing you’ll be rejecting are pesky zombies and skeletons, not potential suitors. Let’s craft, mine, and explore together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find diamonds before nightfall. See you in-game!