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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9944 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 70 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
