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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1385 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!
But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!