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  • BodyShameNoMoreMC

    BodyShameNoMoreMC
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 2937
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Crops Grown: 7094
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

    But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

    So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveCraft

    BlockyLoveCraft
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 2509
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

    DementiaCraft: AKI Edition
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 7864
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

    CraftyDigits Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 746
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Votes: 3536 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

    SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 1194
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 New Chunks Explored: 960501
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Towns Built: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

    Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

    But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

    Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShortsNLaughsMC

    ShortsNLaughsMC
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 3990
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

    But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

    NerdCraft: Master of Blocks
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 7988
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

    We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia

    KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 3853
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u guys, u gotta join this server, it’s like the craziest place to be in Minecraft world. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.

    so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainyHugsCraft

    BrainyHugsCraft
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 9879
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Enchantments Applied: 73
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, totally off the charts, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down in there.

    first off, let me tell you about this one time when a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava pit and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. it was like, the most epic ride ever, dude.

    and then there was this other player who created a whole underwater city complete with a mermaid nightclub and a dolphin petting zoo. it was like, so cool, you wouldn’t even believe it.

    oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the pvp arena. players are like, throwing potions and shooting arrows left and right, it’s like a medieval war zone up in there.

    so, like, if you want to experience all the craziness and fun that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at the spawn point. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

    CraftyCombat Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 1985
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between STR or DEX? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we have a special potion that gives you the strength of a thousand creepers and the dexterity of a ninja cat.

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who can shoot fireballs out of their beaks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can tame and ride the mighty beast into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

    So why settle for just STR or DEX when you can have both and so much more on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your pixelated life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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