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No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	4294
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

LDRcraft SMP: Love Blocks & Lag

blocks, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Distance, emotional bond, Intimacy, Lag, LDRcraft, long distance relationships, love, loyalty, patience, perseverance, smp, Support, Technology, time difference, Trust, Understanding, virtual dates., visits

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of being separated from your Minecraft bae by thousands of blocks? Join our SMP and build a virtual love nest together! With our magical server connection, you’ll never have to worry about lag ruining your romantic moments again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by the tears of creepers who couldn’t handle the love vibes. So come join us and keep the spark alive in your long distance relationship, one block at a time!

HighSchoolHavocMC

adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit display, explicit material, graphic, high school, HighSchoolHavocMC, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, indecent behavior, mature content, mature themes, NSFW, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., teenage antics

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3851	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll see things that will make your high school experience look like a snooze fest! From explosive creeper pranks to scandalous sheep love triangles, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join us if you dare for a wild ride that will make your high school memories seem like child’s play. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or scarred for life, we promise)!

QuadMurderReTrial Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than this 88-year-old man who got acquitted after being sentenced to DEATH for a quadruple murder case from 1966!

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics!

Join us for the wackiest adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine! Plus, we got a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make you RICH beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will make this court case look like child’s play!

BlockySamurai46

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

OMG u guys, have u heard about this Japanese dude who was like on death row for 46 YEARS and then got acquitted??? imagine being in prison for that long and then finally being like SIKE I’M OUTTA HERE. that’s some crazy stuff, right?

anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).

if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.

so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPotty Panic Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.

join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?

plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.

so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!

Life Craft Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Craft, Curiosity, Existence, family, Friends, fulfillment, growth, IMPORTANCE, Jobs, learning, Life, Meaning, Memories, Minecraft, mortality, perspective, purpose, purposeful living, Reality, Seed, Server, Universe

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ponder the deep questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us as we explore the meaning of existence while mining for diamonds and creating pixelated masterpieces. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect in our world?

Forget about spreading your seed, on our server you can plant virtual crops and watch them grow without any real-life responsibilities. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with (literally, because you can’t physically touch them).

And as for the question of whether anything we do matters in the grand scale of the universe, well, on our server, your creations will be immortalized forever in the digital realm. Take that, existential crisis!

So why wake up and do it all every day? Because on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with laughter, fun, and the occasional accidental TNT explosion. Join us now and discover the true meaning of life… in Minecraft!

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchantments Applied:	68
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Towns Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!

SMPNoobMistakes – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, compassion, Empathy, Experience, growth, Hardship, introspection, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, perspective, resilience, Self Discovery, smp, SMPNoobMistakes, Struggle, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Have you ever tried to build a house in Minecraft, only to have a creeper blow it up right before you finish? Or maybe you’ve spent hours mining for diamonds, only to fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and make it part of the fun!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From secret underground bases to epic battles with giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or challenge your friends to a build-off using only pink wool and TNT? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never want to play on a boring old vanilla server again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCraftyMorningScent

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Do you know what’s better than the smell of freshly baked cookies in the morning? The smell of success on our Minecraft server! Join us and wake up to the sweet aroma of victory as you conquer new lands, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Trust us, your nostrils will thank you for it!