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Vital Junior High School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Community-driven Biomes Caves Custom plugins Vanilla Helpful staff Cross-play Java Bedrock Devices Community Vibrant Gameplay SMP Experience Plugins Smooth Enjoyable Join us, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

VITAL SMP is a community driven slightly modded Survival WELCOME TO VITAL SMP! Features Include But Not Limited Too: * SMP Experience: Enjoy a new SMP experience with over 200+ new biomes and cave designs. * Community-Driven: We listen to the community and what they want to see in the server. * Custom Plugins: There are under 50 plugins to provide you a Vanilla like experience, but with a twist. * Helpful Staff: Our staff is here to ensure your gameplay is smooth and enjoyable. * Cross-Play: We support both Java, and Bedrock players on any device! If you are looking for a great community and a server with a lot to do, look no further! Join us today and become a part of our vibrant community! See you there!

IP Address: Java: apx2413121.apexmc.co Bedrock: apx2413121.apexmc.co:25565

apx2413121.apexmc.co

X-Button Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember – when in doubt, always press the mysterious red button…

SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6554	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magic Items Found:	3482	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	52	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	276
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Love Letters Sent:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4643	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!