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”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	720	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese fashion, Chinese festivals, Chinese folklore, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese Mythology, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Chopsticks, creeper, cultural heritage, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, traditional Chinese customs

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Funky Families Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!

Phase Connect General – Minecraft SMP – Pipi Pippa

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the one and only Pipkin Pippa reigns supreme! She’s the bane of vtubing, mentally ill, and perfectly pink – what more could you ask for in a server admin?

Join us for reaction content, unhinged zatsu, and terrible takes that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, we’ve got some cute genmates and kouhais from Phase Connect, so you know things are always wild and wacky around here.

Forget the rest, join the best – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game, fellow gamers! #PipkinExperience #MinecraftMadness

VOTE FUWAMOCO Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to vote for FUWAMOCO as Vtuber of the Year! Who is FUWAMOCO, you ask? Well, let’s just say she’s a virtual YouTuber who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Just when you thought nu-Blizz couldn’t get any lower Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Star Shards Collected:	265
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	873	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of nothing but diamonds, and fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself haunts the halls, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as you are? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of Minecraft madness!

Blocky Strinova Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server called Strinova! It’s like stepping into a magical pixelated wonderland where unicorns roam free and creepers wear tutus.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, the pigs here can fly. Yep, you heard me right. Flying pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs that can serenade you with their beautiful oinks as they soar through the sky.

But wait, there’s more! The villagers on Strinova are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with their top-secret gadgets and gizmos. You never know when you might stumble upon a villager in a tuxedo, ready to take down some baddies.

And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Just give that pickaxe a swing and voila! Your wildest Minecraft dreams come true.

So, what do we think of Strinova? It’s a place where the absurd becomes the norm and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other!