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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 635 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!